Run of the mill SHORTS

Discussion in 'Underwear, Clothing, and Appearance Issues' started by D_William Howard Shaft, Jul 10, 2011.

  1. D_William Howard Shaft

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    Ok, I can seriously see a downside to being "endowed". As ,much as I love my big cock, I can't seem to find any summer outdoor shorts that fit me properly. I have a decent bulge out front, and all shorts seem to be designed with flat fronts... So when you put them on, the material creases almost like arrows pointing to your crotch. I must have tried on a couple dozen pairs at several stores before finding a pair that will work.
     
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    Hey man - be comfortable with what you have been provided with - I know I am -
    btw - U look GREAT!
     
  3. D_William Howard Shaft

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    Thanks man... Oh trust me. I am happy with what I have... It is just it can get frustrating shopping for clothes to fit right.

     
  4. D_Skippy_Skidmarx

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    Enjoy your bulge. Others enjoy it too I bet?
     
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    Try board shorts from a surf shop ( I know it might be tough to find up there) the Velcro fly front might help hide ur head n a pattern might break up the bulge creases. If I want people to stare at my junk I wear mesh or cotton no fly shorts ; )
     
  6. D_William Howard Shaft

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    Thing is, board shorts seem flatter up front. Also I can't go around all day in them.
     
  7. aqua-illusion

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    Wear tighter underwear underneath your shorts?
     
  8. D_FarrisonHord

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    try different underwear.
     
  9. f0zzie05

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    Pleats are out... u can find dress shorts w them but it will only make that bulge look better ( love a good bulge in pleated shorts) maybe some chinos . A bulge is a bulge
     
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    Just par for the course with shorts. Unless you get cargo style ones with distracting pockets, almost all of them are gonna show hung guys a bit. but keep em long and your undies tight and that helps minimize it.
     
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    I buy short liners from Undergear. It is simply a mesh fabric (similar to what you probably have sewn into your swim suit) that goes on like a pair of underwear. Keeps the junk where I want it underneath anything I may try on.
     
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