Not as funny as Al Bundy saying, "A fat woman came into the shoe store and said she wanted something to make her foot look small. So I said, nice and polite, 'How about your ass?'"This thread reminds me of the old TV show "Married with Children" where the neighbor's wife would attend high school football games and you'd hear what was going on in her head and it was like, "Oooh tackle ME, tackle ME." It was funny.