Russell Brand's HUGE BULGE on Conan

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  1. RatherLarge

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    hes not very big mate (ive seen him in the loo one time)
     
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    I just don't like him at all.
     
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    Nah, not too big at all (unless they 'shopped this so he wouldn't have people pawing him)
     

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    hmmmm... the picture is not photoshopped cuz i was watching him last night when he was on the show....he must have just had something stuffed in his pants
     
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    That is way too high for a dick bulge. He's looks like a dirty and unattractive Solid Gold Dancer in that pic, ewww!
     
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    Not that there is anything wrong with it but..... He has a little dick.... Not that there is anything wrong with that.

    Does he ever bathe ? They have tried to clean him up a bit for the US audiences but he still looks like he smells.
     
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    Isn't that his regular look? Poor Katy.
     
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    just as a general rule, re: Russell Brand..."ewwwww"....
     
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    there is a nude picture out of him and it is small...like the smallest I have ever seen
     
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    He's spoken several times about his "small equipment".
     
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    Wow that man is fugly
     
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    He's very funny.
     
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    I think he's funny but he doesn't have even a decent sized dick. Ergo: "bulges" can be deceiving.
     
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    He's grotesque looking.....
     
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    LMAO thats just his ego (not all of it could fit in his daft head)
     
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    Voila. It's his arrest photograph taken on what was a reportedly cold, very cold day...suffice to say that the 'ol fruit 'n veg aren't enough to feed a family. The papers didn't have to bother with obscuring the bits.

    BTW the US audience will never get his erm, brand, of humour but if they're inclined to read a book he has two extremely well written autobiographies out. He also used to write a weekly sports column in the Guardian newspaper on Saturday (it's true) that's sadly missed as it was insightful and funny.
     

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    There's not even a bulge to speak of. Lots of guys keep saying "OMG huge bulge" when it's obvious it's just their pants. Most guys pants aren't skin tight so they often create the appearance of bulges when there's really nothing there.
     
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    Even though Russell is married I am not so sure about his true sexual orientation. I saw him on Rachael Ray and he looked like he wanted the animal handler Jarod Miller, I know I did. At one point he grabbed his head and gave him a big kiss. I couldn't help wonder if they met later back stage. There has never been more sexual innuendo oh her show ever. Probably the funniest of her shows to date. I know she sure was enjoying it. I bet Kate has her hands full keeping track of him unless she has already given up.
     
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    I loved both books, I just finished the second one!
    My Booky Wook, Russell Brand, (9780061730412) Hardcover - Barnes & Noble
     
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