Ryan Seachrest

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    The American Idol host. He comes across as a complete Loser, but he's fit and fuck... Any ideas on the package?
     
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    Return to sender.
     
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    That's a "Queen Please!!" if I ever saw one.
     
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    What an annoying pile of shit he is. :gives2:
     
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    The existence of this thread is a crime against ... well, something, surely? :confused:
     
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    I'm glad someone agrees with me. I call him the "flapping head".
     
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    You're all under arrest.
     
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    I refuse to admit anything until I'm strip-searched by the officer or officers of my choice :rolleyes:
     
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    Allow me to introduce our strip search sergeant, Ben Dover.
     
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    ACK! Well at least it would be "safe sex" - he's too plastic for any other kind...:biggrin1:
     
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    And then there's Officer Bluit
     
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    Don't forget their lovely assistant Alanus Moresex.
     
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    A very good friend of mine is on his management team. I know, you wouldn't think he'd require one, but he does. Aside from being an insufferably high maintenance narcissist, Mr. Seacrest is obsessively paranoid about his body. Since becoming "popular" (and to save my life I can't explain why) he's had several cosmetic surgeries, and - drumroll - often wears a padded dancebelt under his boxerbriefs.

    As far as size, my source said it has been tough to see him in the raw, despite being his wardrobe manager, because he is so guarded of his goods. But she has commented that "if his dick hung as low as his left nut (it's larger apparently), he might be worth a go. But as it stands, he can't be more than 3 inches soft. And that's being generous."
     
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    another Hollywood pretty-boy in my book! and the fact he's not "advertising" probably speaks volumes. AccessHollywood has Billy Bush - whose name confuses me! Nancy O'Dell DEFINATELY OVERDRESSES for every occasion though:smile: (NO BUSH FOR YOU!:cool: )
     
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    Wow- talk about trashing someone you hardly know anything about....

    I went to school with Ryan and we remain friends to this day. We don't see each other a lot, due to his schedule, but we talk on the phone and email. What you see on T.V. is his personna that he is "expected" to be- in person he is quite different. It's like saying all characters on any T.V. show are the same as their real life personality. He can sometimes be high maintenance, but hell, look at some of you bitches on here.....WOW :eek:
     
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    Leoboy,

    Your point is well taken...the general public often has an inaccurate concept of the true personalities of celebrities. How could they? And for this reason, I think it's a bit unrealistic to expect people to "know the real Ryan" when all they see is the persona we "bitches" have been railing on.

    It's like the publicity catch-22. Celebs NEED and often crave publicity to get their careers going, but then resent fans and/or photographers following them around. When it comes to judgement, the general public takes what they see on TV, combined with first hand (your friendship with Ryan), second hand (my friend's experience working for him), or third hand (tabloids, blogs, etc.) accounts, and make their own character assignments.

    I understand it stings to see your friend berated, but the only one that can change his public image and professional reputation is Mr. Seacrest. Maybe he should devote more time to treating people he works with the way he portrays himself when the cameras are on.
     
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    Regardless of the persona that people see, does that give them the right to trash anyone? IF some of these people knew him and STILL didn't care for him, then that is a different story. The people trashing him act as if he has done something to them PERSONALLY. And, more to the point, what has he done to anyone other than people feeling he us just untalented and doesn't deserve his celebrity status? Jealousy maybe?
     
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    Hmmmm.... For various reasons I am seriously regretting starting this thread...











    D'oh!
     
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    Oh, and if your friend is so unhappy working for/ with him she can always find another job. :wink: Who doesn't trash their boss from time to time?
     
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