1. Welcome To LPSG
    Welcome to LPSG.com. If you are here because you are looking for the most amazing open-minded fun-spirited sexy adult community then you have found the right place. We also happen to have some of the sexiest members you'll ever meet. Signup below and come join us.

Sage Advice

Discussion in 'Funny Stuff: Jokes, Quizzes, Games & Pics' started by jakeatolla, Jul 9, 2010.

  1. jakeatolla

    Gold Member

    May 22, 2004
    Likes Received:
    I saw a woman wearing a sweat shirt with 'Guess' on it. So I said 'Implants?' She hit me.

    Marriage changes passion.
    Suddenly you're in bed with a relative.

    How come we choose from just two people to run for president and over fifty for Miss America ?

    Now that food has replaced sex in my life, I can't even get into my own pants.

    I signed up for an exercise class and was told to wear loose fitting clothing. If I HAD any loose fitting clothing, I wouldn't have signed up in the first place!

    When I was young we used to go 'skinny dipping,' now I just 'chunky dunk.'

    Don't argue with an idiot; people watching may not be able to tell the difference.

    Wouldn't it be nice if whenever we messed up our life we could simply press 'Ctrl Alt Delete' and start all over? AMEN, AMEN !!

    Why is it that our children can't read a Bible in school, but they can in prison?
    A completely brilliant question!!!!!!!

    Wouldn't you know it.....
    Brain cells come and brain cells go, but FAT cells live forever.

    Why do I have to swear on the Bible in court when the Ten Commandments cannot be displayed outside?
    Another completely brilliant question!!!!

    Bumper sticker of the year:
    'If you can read this, thank a teacher -

    and, since it's in English, thank a soldier'

    And remember:
    Life is like a roll of toilet paper.
    The closer it gets to the end, the faster it goes.

Draft saved Draft deleted
  1. This site uses cookies to help personalise content, tailor your experience and to keep you logged in if you register.
    By continuing to use this site, you are consenting to our use of cookies.
    Dismiss Notice