Sam, Sam, 6000 Man (soon???)

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  1. fortiesfun

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    :hail::hail::hail::hail::hail::hail:

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    Well, Sam has outedged me. He stands on the brink of 6000 posts, but he has held off until after I have lost it. But here is a place for his 6000th post, when (and if) he makes it. And a place to celebrate his contributions. Like this. And this. And this. And more newbie greetings than a man can count!

    Sam
    6000
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  2. Onslow

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    Of course he is tormenting us as he awaits that momentous post--last night he changed his avatar and nothing has been done since.


    Oh the torture of it all--(and he's not even using any flogging devices on me).



    To Sam--who has given me hours of enjoyment here at LPSG by posting with wit and pleasantry.


    Amazing--one day MZ hits 10 grand and then Sam with 6 grand--can you be far behind in this Doc--




    Again, congrats Sam on the first 5999--now give me what I want (um, I mean #6000--what filthy thoughts did you think I meant?)
     
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    Be careful not to edge too much, or - like this thread -you may cum a little prematurely. :wink:

    *watches and waits with the crowd* :cool:
     
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    Isn't it exciting? It's like watching dish and a spoon animate and run away together, in hopes of eloping....:rolleyes:
     
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    Play it Sam, the new way.
    Burp it out, Sam.
    A world is waiting.
     
  6. IntoxicatingToxin

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    He must be waiting for something special for his 6,000th post? Or maybe he's just doing this to drive us all crazy. :smile:
     
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    I know the truth, but I'll be out of town until the 6th!
     
  8. Lordpendragon

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    Sam is the Master Showman.

    Show us Strump - we won't tell :wink:
     
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    It'll be a very short drive.

    We love you Sam!
     
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    I think Sam wants us to blow a combined suspenceful load.:tongue:
     
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    (Jumping up and down)
    Come on Sam! I've been needing to take a pee for the past couple of hours. I can't wast forever, you know!
     
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    Congratulations Sam, it's been fun discovering the fun and games section with you (and all the other locals!)
    You've changed - you were so polite and friendly last year, now you don't hold back and it is hilarious!
    It's good to have my fix of LOLs again!
     
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    Dear Sammy...
    Congrats dear, and to many more... so you can join the 10k group with the others.
     
  14. fortiesfun

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    The master of suspense still hasn't posted 6000? Oh, Man, is he going to leave us dangling all Memorial Day Weekend? (It a three day holiday for those of you scattered in far away places who don't track US holidays.) I hope he is off somewhere having fun, but I am worn out (from waiting, not from what you think)...
     
  15. agnslz

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    I join all of you in eagerly awaiting Sam's 6,000th post!:biggrin: I'm sure whenever his 6,000th is posted it will be just as wonderful as all the rest have been!
     
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    Time to position this thread again. I suspect that 6K is coming soon!
     
  17. Onslow

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    Well this has certainly been a tortured weekend--and I don't mean that in a good way either.

    The two of you toying with all of us making us return several times a day to see if you've attained your new heights. It's more agony than that time I was lectured to by 3 Jesuit Priests about the sins of my fleshly desires--the agony was compounded by the fact that two of them were quite handsome (the third looked like a rather deformed Edgar Allan Poe). I was subsequently 'requested' to leave Loyola.


    Now, the two of you get on with your postings.
     
  18. Onslow

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    It has happened!


    Let it be known that on this day ChicagoSam attained new levels of fame as he inserted into our boards post#6000--


    We, the leering leching lechers, gleefully await the next 6000:smile:




    Good going there Sam!
     
  19. ManlyBanisters

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    At last - finally - oh the relief - it's like removing tight underwear and dancing about naked.. Although I must admit I was planning to do that anyway... :biggrin1:

    1011101110000 posts!! (in binary, that is)

    All of them worthwhile and interesting - well interesting anyway :wink:

    So - where's my telling off, hmm? - I've been looking forward all weekend to a humilating and belittling rant and only you can do it for me - you post-tease..

    Nah - seriously, you make me smile - and not just on my face....

    :party2::party2::fest30: :laola::fest30: :party2: :party2: ​

    Here's to the next 1011101110000!!
    (decimal, that is)
     
  20. Lordpendragon

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    A traditional Rugger Bugger song is in order, I feel.

    All together now


    He's the queenest
    He's hung with a horse's penis
    ChicagoSam is a strumpet whore

    He flirts like a strumpet whore
    He posts like a strumpet whore

    CcicagoSam is the whore we all adore.


    I thank you.
     
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