Sam The Butcher ("Brady Bunch")/Allan Melvin

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  1. lemonhead

    lemonhead Member

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    OK, this is kind of random:

    Last night I was watching a rerun of GOMER PYLE when I happened to noticed a VERY obviously freeballing Allan Melvin---who also played Sam, Alice's boyfriend on THE BRADY BUNCH. The fabric of his light beige officer's trousers offered an obsenely graphic outline of his very thick dick topped with a very prominent mushroom head can bouncing around every which way!

    It wasn't just a fold in his slacks (as most of the sightings here appear to be); it was definately there in more than one scene.

    I've never in the slightest been attracted to this guy; however, I must admit I'm a bit intrigued now!
     
  2. B_Lightkeeper

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    Shazaam (or is it Shazamm?) LOL
    Anyway, Allan Melvin, who played Sgt.Hacker from 1965 to 1969, on Gomer Pyle, U.S.M.C., besides also being in the Brady Bunch, also appeared as several characters in the Andy Griffith Show. Like you, I've never been turned on by him, but I'll look in a different light now! Thanks.
     
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