Sand paper Dick

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  1. Imported

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    Lucky_Ducky: Hey Guys,
    i got head from a bulgarian girl. And now my cock is covered with sand and i cant get it off. If you have any ideas on what to do let me know :'(
     
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    You could always rent yourself out...

    For smoothing rough surfaces.
    Or removing scratches and dings from furniture.
    Or unsticking drawers.
    Or (by rubbing yourself against a washboard) accompanying a hillbilly jug band.

    Pecker

    Girls are always running through my mind. They don't dare walk.
     
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    grantstephens: ? Sand? If it was sand a shower would do. But, it obviously sounds like more than sand - go to your MD!
     
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    Javierdude22: I'm sorry....but I can't stop laughing :D
     
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