Sand paper Dick

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Lucky_Ducky: Hey Guys,
i got head from a bulgarian girl. And now my cock is covered with sand and i cant get it off. If you have any ideas on what to do let me know :'(

 

[Pecker]

You could always rent yourself out...

For smoothing rough surfaces.
Or removing scratches and dings from furniture.
Or unsticking drawers.
Or (by rubbing yourself against a washboard) accompanying a hillbilly jug band.

Pecker

Girls are always running through my mind. They don't dare walk.

 

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grantstephens: ? Sand? If it was sand a shower would do. But, it obviously sounds like more than sand - go to your MD!

 

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Javierdude22: I'm sorry....but I can't stop laughing