Sandra Bernhart: How do I love thee?

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    She DOES rock. Thanks, Stronzo!
     
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    I love her but wtf with the blouse rumpled up in the top of the skirt!?
     
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    If she could dress like a lipstick lesbian, would we love her as much?!?!
     
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    No one.. but NO one escapes the wrath or the scrutiny of the great Sandra.

    Can't wait until Rosie's on The View to pummel that beyotch Elisabeth Hasselbeck..

    I say Star and Elisabeth's days are numbered.
     
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    I thought the same fucking thing Sorcerer. That bunched up thing looked like my great aunt Susan coming for Thanksgiving!:eek:

    You're exactly right. I think what appeals to me most about her is that she's an equal opportunity bitch. God when Elisabeth says "first of all don't call me honey..." LMFAO!!
     
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    Although far from being a classic beauty, she looks pretty much the same as she did 15 years ago.
     
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    The skirt looked reminiscent of a 1960's lampshade. (Miaow.:tongue:) She is great to watch though!
     
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    Sorcerer's right too... the gal hasn't aged one iota.

    I love how much she doesn't give a flying fuck.

    I never realized she was so tall. Star Jones is so pissed off during that whole interview.. I've watched the thing four times now.
     
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    She's incredible, but in small doses.

    I met her 21 years ago, before she was yet Bernhard and I was yet Rusarobi (Rivoli Cafe, Toronto, where she'd done a show as an up-and-coming comic).

    She was surprisingly lovely up close, not spikey, rather quiet, in fact.

    I had a feeling her career would have legs.
     
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    agreed SR.. I'm interested to know how different she was in person.

    Living with her would be like some poor bastard living with me.:eek:

    Wait! Someone does. ... poor chump.:redface:
     
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    My encounter only last a couple minutes ... but I did think she was quite capable of switching 'off,' which not all performers can do.

    Whether all these years later she's as undistorted as she seemed to be then, I don't know and I kinda doubt.

    "Power corrupts, absolute power ...., blah blah blah."
     
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    This is the greatest bitchy talk show scene since Oprah interviewed Streisand.


    "Both, strong black women" -- Kathy Griffith
     
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    Sandra is a real original...I've enjoyed her work as much as all the other posters. I think she's a performance artist on the level of Tomlin!
     
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    I think that's about right.
     
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    What is it about these lesbian comedians? I love Sandra, she was great in Roseann's show, and a little distracted but wonderful at Mid-Atlantic Leather.,
     
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