Sandra for Moderator

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Well, she/he/unknowm certainly keeps things lively. Is that sufficient for moderatorship? I don't know- so far Sandra hasn't conducted a poll or made a thread on circumcised as opposed to uncircumcised Arabian men of varying heights who suffer the effects of hay fever while sexing up women who are tall with big feet.
 

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Sandra! Put that stun gun down! You know we are on the 45th floor of the hospital and its very dangerous and windy up here!

The doctor meant the stun gun it for you, not for your two hostiges! I've told you, weve reasoned with you! Now let Cigarbabe and Driferwood go! Theyve done nothing to hurt you, they simply questioned whether you were the daughter of God and whether you knew where Hitler was hiding out in Brazil! Be a good girl now!

Easy girl! Easy! They didnt mean to upset you! Stop! The policemen have you surrounded! Dr Liebovitz here is an expert in people with your mental status - hes treated people including Idi Amin, Pol Pott and Dr Menegele, so you are in safe hands!

Please dont show Cigarbabe and Driferwood your horny pussy! And put that big Middle Eastern man dildo down! Easy girl.... the police have almost got you in the sights of their stun guns...
 

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Who is this Sandra and why is she held in such high regard ? The only Sandra i know of is a he-she mailman in dire need of a shave.
 

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POLICE NEWSFLASH

Armed police and nurses from LA Mental Hospital are currently searching all nearby offices and houses for an escaped inmate known as Sandra. This deeply ill individual thinks that she is the twin of Hannibal Lector, the daughter of God, and that she has been tasked with fucking all the big circumcised men throughout the middle east.

Clinically insane and deeply dangerous, Sandra claims to know where Hitler is hiding out in Brazil and claims to have seen Princess Diana and Elvis in a flying saucer when she was abducted by Aliens, who she also claims were behind the assasination of President Kennedy.

Normally held in a secure holding cell with a straight-jacket and restraint straps on, and a bullet proof glass screen and monitored 24/7 by nurses, doctors and armed guards with sniffer dogs, she is banned from any access to the internet

However two days ago a stupid intervention by His Holiness The Pope to the hospital governor allowed this mad Sandra woman to be given a computer and access to the internet and LPSG, since then this highly dangerous individual has been let loose all over LPSG posting threads that are so mad as to be funny.

Check her out....