Santa

Discussion in 'Celebrity Endowments' started by snobbes, Dec 28, 2006.

  1. snobbes

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    OK ,yeah I know I'm a few days late.
    A while back there was a thread of jesus, but what about Santa Claus. Anyone seen a hung Santa, or felt something when sittin in Santas knee? Or maybe been one of "Santas little helpers"?
    Merry X-mas
     
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    eeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwww
     
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    Is that a candy cane in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?













    And I agree - ewwww

    Santa, much like Jesus, is also a fictional character.
     
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    Perhaps a couple of images might help? :rolleyes:
     

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    Wow, Santa has really let himself go in that first picture.:biggrin1:
     
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    Picture #2 positively reeks of PhotoShop.
     
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    Pffft! What makes you say that?!

    I've never reeally thought about Santas cock to be fair.
     
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    For one thing, the only shadow in the picture is made by the penis.
     
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    Ok, I'll admit to a bit of a Santa fetish. My current partner looks like Santa's Evil Twin.

    Here's a sexy Santa for you.

    As for a well hung Santa...?

    No.

    But, then again, I've never seen the number of well hung men that some here claim. I've seen a couple of guys that I would consider at the "below average" mark and a couple of guys that I believe were "above average". One guy was portly, one built like Adonis, one was tall, but had a big beer gut, and the other was scrawny.

    Apparently I'm rambling again. I'll stop now.
     
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    :confused:o_O How do you figure?

    His eyes -- how they twinkled! his dimples how merry!
    His cheeks were like roses, his nose like a cherry!
    His droll little mouth was drawn up like a bow,
    And the beard of his chin was as white as the snow;
    He had a broad face and a little round belly,
    That shook, when he laughed like a bowlful of jelly.
    He was chubby and plump, a right jolly old elf,
    And I laughed when I saw him, in spite of myself;:D:cool:
     
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