Santas warned 'ho ho ho' offensive to women

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  1. dong20

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    I didn't think it was - I was just pointing out the other thread, maybe the person you were alluding to had seen it already.

    Well divide the number of people who would have seen that online by the membership and then... oh wait - no fuck it - I really can't be arsed and I'd get it wrong anyway...
     
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    It was a joke that made the rounds last year, even though it wasn't Christmas.
    I must admit the joke also dropped into my head independantly before reading it on the internet.

    It's obvious.

    Take it a step further and people will be warned about using the word "ho maker". Or "ho mo sexual" or "ho rendous."

    Ho-red, huh?
     
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    Say no 'mo. :rolleyes:
     
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    Pulease!
     
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    Santa has no children because he only cums once a year.
     
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    You can have kids even if it's just "once a year". Some kids are so lucky as to get pregnant the very first time...
     
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    I mean, when Santa says, "Ho, Ho, Ho" do these sex workers turn their heads expecting to find a jolly customer? Is that why they're pissed?
     
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    Yes. Is it any wonder why Rudolph's nose is red?
     
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    Rudolf's brother, the one in the back, is the brown nosed reindeer.

    Note: always be up front.
     
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