Sarah Palin in Celebrity Lesbian Scandal!

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  1. eddyabs

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    Sarah Palin and Madonna had Sex in the 1980's




    Vice presidential loser Sarah Palin says she and pop singer Madonna shared many intimate moments together during the crazy days of the early 1980's.

    "We had so much in common back then. We both had big, bleached bouffant hairstyles, both wore pink woolly leg warmers and enjoyed playing arcade games like Outrun and Double Dragon", said the Republican loony.

    The two lived together for a short while in a New York apartment overlooking trendy disco dive 'Heebiejeebies'.

    "Madonna and I weren't real lesbians or anything like that", smiles Palin, " we just liked each other's company while naked in the shower in various bizarre positions".

    The duo's romance ended when Palin saw a rare New York moose wandering aimlessly in Central Park - apparently under the influence of smack.

    "Something inside me said 'Kill! Kill! Kill'", remembers Palin, "so I blew that motherfuckers head off with the Uzi I kept in my underwear.

    "Madonna looked at me with hatred. She knew she was no longer the butch one. I realized right there and then that it was over between us".


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    I thought she used a minigun....oh well.
     
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    It's true, I found another Palin quote related to this escapade:

    "My concern has been the atrocities there in New York and the relevance to me with that issue as we spoke about Madonna and some of the other clubbers there that were kind of the people succumbing to the landlords and the corruption of some collapsed scenes of the East Village, the relevance was Madonna's attention in myself with some of our shower and bath time."

    And, she concluded, “never, ever did I talk about, well, gee, is it a bath or a shower, I just don’t know about this issue.”
     
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    :wtf2:
     
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    You smell that???SMELLS LIKE BULLSHIT TO ME!:rolleyes:
     
  6. curious n str8

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    Not bullshit :biggrin1: more like Bull mooseshit :shot:
     
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    Quite possibly.
     
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    Damn, I forgot to use the emoticon of sarcasm. :rolleyes:

    My bad.
     
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