Satan Moves from Vatican to DC Capital

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  1. midlifebear

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    OK, it's been quite a busy time for Satan. First, he was said to be hanging out in the Vatican, (see Idle Hands the Vatican's Playground thread under the Etc. forum) but Representative Louie Gohmert, (of where else, but Texas), his weirdness incarnate, the man who claimed the Mathew Shepherd Bill would make it free for pederasts to diddle children with impunity, claims Satan's minions are running amok in the Capital in Wasthinton D.C.

    Check out: Texas Republican Gohmert: Demons Have Invaded The Capital

    "Speaking shortly after he riled up a crowd at Tuesday's Tea Party protest, Rep. Louie declared that "demons" have invaded the capital (and likely the souls of Democrats), forcing lawmakers to mislead the public about the content of the health care bill.

    "Well it would take a demon to be this dishonest about a bill," the Texas Republican told the Huffington Post. "If they would just read the bill, they would see what they are saying is dishonest." When pressed to explain what was making him speak in tongues, Louie the Gohmert avoided spouting his own literal interpretation of bible scripture, but still floated the possibility that Democrats were possessed. "Well, somebody is making people be dishonest and it is a play on words, too," he said.

    This is what happens when you drink too much Lipton at those tea bag parties.
     
    #1 midlifebear, Mar 16, 2010
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  2. exwhyzee

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    There is obviously a little extra somethin' in his tea...
     
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    LOL! I thought he normally flitted between the Vatican and the EU Parliament in Brussels? :p
     
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    Maybe he's been hanging around a different kind of tea-bagger.
     
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