Saturday Night

Discussion in 'Et Cetera, Et Cetera' started by marleyisalegend, May 10, 2008.

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    equals ONE HAPPY MARLEYISALEGEND!!!!
     
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    well here's something just picked up off a site that i thought was cute:

    An ITALIAN BOY'S CONFESSION

    'Bless me Father, for I have sinned. I have been with a loose girl'.

    The priest asks, 'Is that you, little Joey Pagano ?'
    'Yes, Father, it is.'
    'And who was the girl you were with?'
    'I can't tell you, Father, I don't want to ruin her reputation'
    Well, Joey, I'm sure to find out her name sooner or later so you may
    as well
    tell me now.
    Was it Tina Minetti?'
    'I cannot say.'
    'Was it Teresa Mazzarelli?'
    'I'll never tell.'
    'Was it Nina Capelli?'
    'I'm sorry, but I cannot name her.'
    'Was it Cathy Piriano?'
    'My lips are sealed.'
    'Was it Rosa Di Angelo, then?'
    'Please, Father, I cannot tell you.'
    The priest sighs in frustration. 'You're very tight lipped, Joey
    Pagano, and I
    admire that. But you've sinned and have to atone. You cannot be an altar boy
    now for 4 months. Now you go and behave yourself.'
    Joey walks back to his pew, and his friend Franco slides over and
    whispers,
    'What'd you get?'
    4 months vacation and five good leads.
     
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