An old man once accused me of wanking in the sauna in my apartment building's locker room - which was not true by the way. I always sauna nude and he had walked in with his trunks pulled up to his armpits. After a few minutes of awakward glances, he told me that my erection was obvious and that I should be ashamed for playing with myself in a public place.
I had to explain to him that I had been in there for a while and the heat makes my junk relax and hang lower than usual - no big deal. Besides, this is the men's locker room so the sight of a penis shouldn't be so shocking. He called bull shit and told me that it was way too big to not be hard and that I shouldn't be trying to talk my way out of trouble.
This exchange got so rediculous that I actually had to demonstrate to the guy that my dick was as limp as a wet noodle (which shouldn't have been necessary because the thing was flopped down on the bench the whole time.) I also informed him that if I were actually hard, there would be absolutely no mistaking it.
He eventually shut up and I finished my sauna and left. I saw him in there a few times after that and all his glances made me pretty uncomfortable.
:censored:ing pain in the ass
I had to explain to him that I had been in there for a while and the heat makes my junk relax and hang lower than usual - no big deal. Besides, this is the men's locker room so the sight of a penis shouldn't be so shocking. He called bull shit and told me that it was way too big to not be hard and that I shouldn't be trying to talk my way out of trouble.
This exchange got so rediculous that I actually had to demonstrate to the guy that my dick was as limp as a wet noodle (which shouldn't have been necessary because the thing was flopped down on the bench the whole time.) I also informed him that if I were actually hard, there would be absolutely no mistaking it.
He eventually shut up and I finished my sauna and left. I saw him in there a few times after that and all his glances made me pretty uncomfortable.
:censored:ing pain in the ass