Scans of Joey Kovar's Playgirl spread.

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Most. Pathetic. Fail. At. Sarcasm. Attempt. Ever.

No one said that others could not make comment so again, keep your overly ridiculous assumptions to yourself. Also, the only one mouthing off off here is you so you know... stop embarassing yourself. As for Joey supposedly looking like "shit", he probably looks better than you.

Toodles!!
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My apologies, I didn't understand that you can make comments but others can't if they don't particularly agree with yours because the comments of others are defensive.

I'll stop my tirade because I'm sure you'll find other reason to mouth off.

By the way, I think Joey-dude looks like shit.

But again, I guess that's me just having a negative opinion which doesn't jive with yours and therefore shouldn't be expressed. I'm SO sorry.
 

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He is a very handsome man. I saw him on Celebrity rehab and he had some serious addictions to coke, ecstasy, meth and alcohol. He hopefully cleaned up. His body is very nice and his smile is amazing. His penis is rather small in my opinion! Too small actually for my taste:(..I'm sure his girlfriend enjoys it though!
 

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I hadn't heard of Joey Kovar until I stumbled across this thread. I'm a face and ass man {read: my face in his ass}. He has one of the nicest asses I've see in a while. Yeah, I could certainly work with his cock---It's in the way that you use it!
 

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Very well said. People need to stop being so judgemental and superficial all the time. Joey remains a very attractive guy and his dick is actually pretty nice. I would play with him for many hours.

Porn has ruined people's perspectives. It's made people think that if a guy isn't huge then he's small.

This guy, Kovar, isn't small. He's just not huge. He's average. I guess some people think that if you aren't freakishly hung then there's no need to get naked. As if the only reason to get naked is for the shock of it all or something.
 

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This guy, Kovar, isn't small. He's just not huge. He's average. I guess some people think that if you aren't freakishly hung then there's no need to get naked. As if the only reason to get naked is for the shock of it all or something.[/QUOTE]


Thank you.
 

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ha ha! distance I thought he had weird little tits too, especially the right one sloping downward like it is. The camera person should have posed him differently or he should have nixed those pics before the release. All in all though he's a great in shape guy. I wonder if he has implants?
 

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I guess I wouldn't kick him out of bed, but he just looks a little too much like the annoying, slightly retarded "boy next door" for my taste.

The body IS nice but it's just hard to get past the crazy eyes and the rather disappointing little weenie.

Sorry Charlie, er, I mean Joey...
 

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a hot looking man with a really hot muscled body. his dick is average I agree..and its really an attractive looking and shaped dick too. its his balls that strike me the most..they are the small thing on that body. look at the close ups..there seems to be almost no gonads in there
 

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he may have been good looking but very stupid, combining viagra, cocaine and alchohol very dumb move, no sympathy