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rainfletcher: Good Morning fellow LPSGers. A funny story to start your day....
I woke up this morning to the sound of someone knocking on the door in my hotel room. It was the maid brining me my dry cleaning from last night. So I get up, thrown on my robe in the dark, still half asleep.
So, I have seriuos morning wood (been on the road all week, haven't cum since Saturday and am SERIOUSLY missing my girlfriend), and it's literally sticking streight up through my robe, but I'm unaware of this.
The maid, however, is very aware of it. She stares at it for a what seems like 10 seconds, after which I finally realize what the deal is. She raised her hands over her head and starts backing away from me, like I have a gun pointed at her (which, I suppose I did in a way...), drops my clothes in the hallway and practically runs away muttering something in Mandarin.
Scared her to death, poor thing...
I woke up this morning to the sound of someone knocking on the door in my hotel room. It was the maid brining me my dry cleaning from last night. So I get up, thrown on my robe in the dark, still half asleep.
So, I have seriuos morning wood (been on the road all week, haven't cum since Saturday and am SERIOUSLY missing my girlfriend), and it's literally sticking streight up through my robe, but I'm unaware of this.
The maid, however, is very aware of it. She stares at it for a what seems like 10 seconds, after which I finally realize what the deal is. She raised her hands over her head and starts backing away from me, like I have a gun pointed at her (which, I suppose I did in a way...), drops my clothes in the hallway and practically runs away muttering something in Mandarin.
Scared her to death, poor thing...