Scary Spectacle of Spandex

Ah yes. Those were the days, when shorts were short, when one could wear Speedos at Water World, crotch bulges were no biggie, bike shorts were seen in public places, and guys actually went NAKED in locker rooms.

WtF happened to us??
 
Superheros just wouldn't be the same without it...those shorts just kept getting smaller till they disappeared altogether, and the bulge became more like Kendollman.
 

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I'm totally burnt out on politics and hashing out the world's problems.

Step back into the 80's and look at this homoerotic hot mess:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SeMJOPlK-0E

these guys have just had way too much coffee:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fRscYVvEFt8

Think i lost like 10 pounds just looking at that. :cool:

Superheros just wouldn't be the same without it...those shorts just kept getting smaller till they disappeared altogether, and the bulge became more like Kendollman.

I like how they actually got unrealistically tighter over the years. Now they look like they've been bathed in body paint mixed with KY and auto polish. :biggrin1: