seems appropriate for my first post on this board to be about my first realization that my dick wasn't average. I was oblivious about my dick size when i was young. i mean totally oblivious. I hit puberty pretty early so I though my dick was average and that everyone else in the locker room woudl catch up. I went to a private school in florida that had as a uniform (no joke) navy blazer, white shirt, blue and white tie, brown penny loafers, and khaki shorts. right as the school year began i hit a growth spurt and over a 6 month period I went from 5'5 98lbs to 5'11 140lbs. my dick grew to almost 6 inchs limp (it grew for another year and a half.) my parents travelled a lot and were busy when they were around. i was the stereotypical latch-key kid. which is why the one day of the year my mom actually picked my up at school, one of the deans came over to the car and informed her in a awkward almost stutter, that my "shorts had become a distraction to students and faculty" (yup "faculty" too. the dean said it.). the drive home was the most uncomfortable 15 minutes of silence in my life. you see what had been lose shorts that came to a little above my knee when purchased just 6 months previous, were now very tight very high shorts. My blazer fit me barely only because it had been expensive and my mom had bought one I "could grow into it." In my parents defense there were lots of boys whose uniforms were a little snug this late in the year. none of them had a dick that snaked across most of their thigh though. i know this makes me sound like an idiot but it had happened over a 6month period so i hadn't really noticed. its not like i woke up one day and my pants were skin tight. still i was an idiot. looking back, even at pictures that made it into my yearbook the bulge was pretty obscene. that wasn't the worst part though. when i sat down the bulge held open the leg of my shorts on whichever thigh my dick was resting. you saw "right up the leg of the shorts to this thick snake covered in white fabric stretched so tight you could see the outline of a head and a thick vein that ran the length of the bottom". that is how my first girlfriend phoebe described her memory of it to me 3yrs later. immedietly after which she gave me my first bj. good right? how about this for hot? a few months later she told me she had her first orgasm masturbating at home the day she first saw it up my shorts. even though my mom went out with me later that night (i was wearing a pair of my dad's sweat pants) and bought me all new clothes i was so embarassed by the whole thing that i held my backpack (or a binder) in front of my crotch any time i wasn't sitting for the rest of the year. think about a non pregnant character on a sitcom being played by a prenant actress. built up a real complex over the whole thing. phobe fixed that though. girl turned out to be a total psycho jealous bitch but she saved me thousands in therapy. this happen to anyone else? the GROWING into your clothes thing, not phoebe. although if you fucked phoebe feel free to share that too?