Scientific Notation

Discussion in 'Et Cetera, Et Cetera' started by StMonkey, Nov 16, 2006.

  1. StMonkey

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    I was extremely bored today and feeling all scientifical today and I figured out my penis is 2.1 X 10*-4 kilometers long...I dunno where im goin' with this:rolleyes: , but I just thought I'd like you all to know.
     
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    Thank you. I can sleep soundly tonight.
     
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    Trust me baby, I'm huge. I measure in kilometers. :tongue:
     
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    Heh. I'm roughly 2E-17 lightyears.
     
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    I used to quote my size in parsecs, but now I can't remember how far a parsec is. :confused:
     
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    3.08E16 metres
     
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    If you're traveling and the speed of light and turn on the headlights does your dick still get hard?
     
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    If you've got the only dick in a forest,
    and no other dick see's it,
    Do you really have a dick?
     
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    What was the RDRR equasion used on the Simpsons episode with Lisa attending accelerated classes? RDRR = "har dee har har"?

    "Children! Time to discover our desks!"

    Or am I making this up?
     
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    "What is the sound of one hand Masturbating ? "
     
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    Ms.M: So y = r^3/3. And if you determine the rate of change in this
    curve correctly, I think you'll be pleasantly surprised.

    Class: [chuckles]

    Ms.M: Don't you get it, Bart? Derivative dy = 3 r^2 / 3, or r^2 dr,
    or r dr r. Har-de-har-har, get it?

    Bart: [not amused] Oh, yeah. [forced laugh]

    -- Making math fun, "Bart the Genius''

    Thank you, internet :biggrin1:

    If there's a bear masturbating in the woods, does the Pope hear it?

     
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    Ok, time to trot out my favourite math limerick.

    .........__
    .......\/ 3
    ...../
    ....|...2...............3 * 3.1415............3__
    ....| b db * cos ( ----------- ) = ln (\/ e )
    ....|..........................9
    .../
    ..1

    Hehe, it always cracks me up.
     
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    You could also say that you're 2.1*10e+9 å long.

    But I'd contact a psychodoc if you really get off on this.
     
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