I know Mr Cruise has dusted up a whole lot of shit for his comments about Brooke Shields' post-partum depression and psychology. But, I can't figure out what it is Scientologists do believe in. Are they Christians? Is it a religion or more of a self-help group, like that horsefaced Tony Robbins stuff? I was stuck in a Marriott hotel once in Orlando and read the Book of Mormon in the bedside drawer and that was enough to keep me laughing for years. Is Scientology like that?