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Redflame said:
Erm... kinda gross - screw a chick in the ass, take it out and give her a little moustache on her top lip with the contents of aforementioned.

I've read as a possible finisher that, after giving the girl the poop moustache, you jizz on her face, then the sides of the poop smear on her upper lip run down the side of her mouth.
 

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Dirty Sanchez a "moustache" made primarily of fecal matter, applied by the finger or penis of one's sexual partner.
It is performed by sticking one's finger (or other object) in one partner's rectum and then swiping a line of feces under the nose, making a "moustache."

Cleveland steamer is a quasi-sexual act in which one partner defecates on the other partner's chest, then spreads the feces around with his or her butt-cheeks

It is a sick, sick world we live in.
 

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melrose said:
Dirty Sanchez a "moustache" made primarily of fecal matter, applied by the finger or penis of one's sexual partner.
It is performed by sticking one's finger (or other object) in one partner's rectum and then swiping a line of feces under the nose, making a "moustache."

Cleveland steamer is a quasi-sexual act in which one partner defecates on the other partner's chest, then spreads the feces around with his or her butt-cheeks

It is a sick, sick world we live in.

HAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAAHHAHA

the classic DIRTY SANCHEZ!

.......you dont even want to hear about a hot karl , hehehehehhhehhe
 

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melrose said:
Dirty Sanchez a "moustache" made primarily of fecal matter, applied by the finger or penis of one's sexual partner.
It is performed by sticking one's finger (or other object) in one partner's rectum and then swiping a line of feces under the nose, making a "moustache."

Cleveland steamer is a quasi-sexual act in which one partner defecates on the other partner's chest, then spreads the feces around with his or her butt-cheeks

It is a sick, sick world we live in.

Exponentially, this is sooooo fucked up!!!!!
 

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Actually, an investigation into his mortgage problems revealed that he was only selling the shirt as a scam. He was not in foreclosure, nor was he in danger of loosing the house. I'll see if I can find more info on that and post it.
 

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mercurialbliss said:
I'd scrub my eyes with soap but unfortunately this will do nothing for the images burned into my brain.

:puke:

Amen.
Thank God for toilet paper..
That's some nasty shit (pardon the pun, for once..).
 

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I heard from comedian Dane Cook that a dirty sanchez is getting head while taking a dump. All are gross by any means. In addition who the hell cares how big Dustin Diamond is that also is kind of a gross thought when you really think about it. :eek:
 

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14x8thck said:
I heard from comedian Dane Cook that a dirty sanchez is getting head while taking a dump. All are gross by any means. In addition who the hell cares how big Dustin Diamond is that also is kind of a gross thought when you really think about it. :eek:

head while taking a shit i believe is called a blumpkin.
 

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14x8thck said:
I heard from comedian Dane Cook that a dirty sanchez is getting head while taking a dump. All are gross by any means. In addition who the hell cares how big Dustin Diamond is that also is kind of a gross thought when you really think about it. :eek:

Blumpy, as in getting a blumpy. Blow job morphed with dump. An excellent way for the multitasker in life to get things done efficiently.
 

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I am going to publicly criticize "Screech" for doing this gross video and wag my finger at anyone who would watch it. . . and then shamefully and hypocritically watch the damn thing as soon as it is uploaded to the internet--and you know it will be. :redface:

This is going to be like a train wreck--try as I might, it will be impossible for me NOT to look. Sigh.

Although, I wouldn't mind seeing the A.C. Slater/Zach Morris sex tape. . . :biggrin1:
 

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melrose said:
Dirty Sanchez a "moustache" made primarily of fecal matter, applied by the finger or penis of one's sexual partner.
It is performed by sticking one's finger (or other object) in one partner's rectum and then swiping a line of feces under the nose, making a "moustache."

Cleveland steamer is a quasi-sexual act in which one partner defecates on the other partner's chest, then spreads the feces around with his or her butt-cheeks

It is a sick, sick world we live in.

I was happy to not know what this was, thinking that it was something unpleasant, and I was right. There are times when Ignorance Is Bliss!

(If Ignorance Is Bliss, George W. Bush must be orgasmic!)