Screech

[ThickAZGuy]

From Stern's webite today...

David Hans Schmidt, the man who is marketing Dustin Diamond’s newly released sex tape, came into the studio to play some of the video for everyone. Howard noted David was referred to as “the Sultan of Sleaze” because he was the one who tried to release Colin Farrell’s recent sex tape, was responsible for the sex tapes of both O.J. Simpson and Tanya Harding, possessed naked pictures of Jamie Foxx, and attempted to sell the contents of a storage locker once owned by Paris Hilton. David then admitted he was arrested awhile ago and spent two years in jail for violating a custody term with his ex-wife for allegedly calling his children 15 minutes past the time the court ordered he was allowed to do so.
SAVED BY THE SMELL

David reported he came up with the idea to make a sex tape with Dustin, but that he couldn’t reveal anymore details about the topic, except to say a deal was made just last week to have it distributed. David went on to say the tape featured two women with Dustin, who he noted had “a telephone pole” between his legs. David also said the scene ended with Dustin performing a “Dirty Sanchez” on one of his costars, although it was more the smell of the “moustache” than being able to see it that made the act so disturbing.

When Howard played tape, he commented that he couldn’t believe the size of Dustin’s penis in its flaccid state, while Robin referred to it as “a tree.” Howard then reported Dustin was having oral sex performed on him, before adding he finished the scene with the “Dirty Sanchez.”

 

[Aquaman]

He's big enough to send a lady staggering to the ER for stitches, bleeding all over your carseat. He used to get the hottest green poon -much respect.

 

[D_Rolly O verBeethoven]

Has anyone seen the tape yet now that it's available? Screen shots? Xtube? Just curious...

 

[wrecker06]

Was a characer on Saved By The Bell.

And no, he does not have a porno tape.

Actually he does have one. It's coming out Nov. 1st.

www.clubredlight.com

 

[deewil]

From Stern's webite today...

When Howard played tape, he commented that he couldn’t believe the size of Dustin’s penis in its flaccid state, while Robin referred to it as “a tree.” Howard then reported Dustin was having oral sex performed on him, before adding he finished the scene with the “Dirty Sanchez.”

Oh, no, here we go again in not even being sure whose description is the most accurate or inaccurate. Who's exaggerating one way or the other. And I'm not even talking about penis size! I'm talking about people's description of a conversation on a radio show!

Quite seriously, whether it's the size of singer Tom Jones apparently not being as impressive (according to Mamie Van Doren) as implied by his widely known reputation, or actual nude photos of actor Jude Law being razzed mercilessly by women in the media (even though he looked average to me), or other celebrities claiming to be well endowed (that actor from the "70s Show" who told Howard Stern that he was big, when gossip from others supposedly in-the-know suggests he isn't) I don't know who to believe anymore.

So when the truth finally comes out, "Screech" may be quite large. But, then again, he may also be merely above average, or maybe not even that.



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Howard said that David brought them something brand new. It has been referred to as the ''Screech video'' in the press. Dustin Diamond, AKA Screech, made a sex tape and it got into David's hands somehow. David said that he had this idea to do a sex tape and at 9:30 last week, he came to an agreement with a distribution company and they had to have Dustin's signature to release the tape... and that has been done. Howard asked if Screech has a big penis like he claimed he did when he was on the show. David said it is pretty big and you ask yourself if it's a penis or a telephone pole.

 

[deewil]

Oops. I didn't read that web site carefully enough. I guess the video really was viewed by the show's host.

Well, maybe this is one instance when a celebrity (although a minor one), and all the gossip about him, isn't just talk and exaggeration.


Howard asked David if it's a Dirty Sanchez or a Nasty Sanchez. David said that he was told that it was a Dirty Sanchez and they went to some college kids and found out that it is a Dirty Sanchez. Howard said they were going to put this up on the screen so everyone in the studio could see the Dirty Sanchez part. Howard said that Screech's penis is very big even when he's flaccid. They showed some of Screech banging and the girls were pretty cute according to Howard. There were some shots of a couple of girls sticking a double dong dildo in their asses. Gary was controlling the video and forwarded it to the Dirty Sanchez part.

 

[stetree]

wont let me watch the clip on the link that was posted anyone got it stashed somewhere else???

 

[D_Rolly O verBeethoven]

Any word yet? Alex?

 

[dramonmaster222]

I will probably buy this just OOC but the dirty sanchez is gross!

 

[bjvixen]

any1 seen it yet?apparently was due out 2 days ago

 

[Pecker]

Go here.

Click on Trailers in the menu on the left and pick Screeched, then a speed for the playback.

Kind of revealing. He seems to have a nice sized head.

 

[ospice05]

yeah...the head is big...but the length was not that impressive

 

[dramonmaster222]

It looks like your typical straight guy fantasy. Two girls fucking each other and guy joins in. Nothing too special.

Dustin's dick may not be 10 in. BUT it is a very good size. Something worth sucking at least.

He's attractive in an average kind of way.

 

[DwntwnN8]

thats certainly not 10"....must have been using an AOL ruler! oh well

 

[Wonderboy]

lol 10.

It seems sad to me though that he's ended up doing that...I mean it doesn't even look the least bit classy (not that classy porn is anything special) and that dirty sanchez...eww.

7 or 8 by 6?

 

[js20123]

ClubRedlight.com

Doesnt appear to be legendary

 

[Deno]

what was that blond boy on that show Saved by the Bell, I allways thought he was hot looking, possibly him and Mario would do a sex tape together and kill two birds with one stone so to speak.

 

[wrecker06]

Here's the back of the box shot. Looks pretty damn big to me.

 

[jeff black]

Here's the back of the box shot. Looks pretty damn big to me.

I don't really care how big it is... the fact that he willingly sticks his finger in her ass and does the dirty sanchez, and then laughs about it, makes me think he is a peice of shit.

 

[Is6.5big]

looks avg to me....except the head...