Screw The 08 Election

Discussion in 'Et Cetera, Et Cetera' started by marleyisalegend, Apr 21, 2008.

  1. marleyisalegend

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    All this arguing (and consequent name-calling and insult-flinging) has made me realize this election seems to be dividing us visciously so I nominate that we all move to an island and elect Eddie Cibrian the president, anybody comin' with me??
     

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  2. marleyisalegend

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    come on people you CANNOT vote against eddie cibrian, it's eddie cibrian!!!!

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    eddie cibrian!!!!
     
  3. Northland

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    Alouette, gentille Alouette
    Alouette je te plumerai
    Alouette, gentille Alouette
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    Et la tête, et la tête
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    Et les yeux, et les yeux
    Alouette, Alouette
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    Alouette, gentille Alouette
    Alouette je te plumerai

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    Et le cou, et le cou
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    Alouette je te plumerai

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    Je te plumerai les ailes
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    Et les ailes, et les ailes
    Alouette, Alouette
    O-o-o-o-oh
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    Alouette je te plumerai

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    Et les pattes, et les pattes
    Alouette, Alouette
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    Alouette je te plumerai

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    Alouette, Alouette
    O-o-o-o-oh
    Alouette, gentille Alouette
    Alouette je te plumerai
     
  4. marleyisalegend

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    i don't get it
     
  5. Northland

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    -every campaign needs a good theme song-
     
  6. marleyisalegend

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    but he can't shake his booty to that, i rihanna's "please don't stop the music" would be an appropriate campaign theme. since it was my idea i get to be his sex slave whoops i mean vice president
     
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    I am going to pluck your head.....
     
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    You had me at "nude Jason Statham overdosed on Viagara".
     
  9. marleyisalegend

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    President Cibrian wouldn't take too kindly to that
     
  10. vince

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    Since the title of the thread involves screwing, I thought this would be a good place to post this:

    Election Protection
     
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    You have to be 35 to be president... he won't be eligible until June 18th.

    He would forever be known as President Mc-Cutie! lol!!!! :tongue:
     
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    Ron Paul, baby.
     
  13. marleyisalegend

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    not on our island. on our island the only requisite to be president is that you be eddie cibrian. i think a fair list of his duties that would appease all citizens of the island should be:

    -going down on female members who so desire
    -dancing around in a tiger-print thong for the male members (free of charge)
    -dressing like a cow and shaking his udder (that's for you dumbcow)

    and MOST IMPORTANTLY
    serving me watermelon, cantelope, and strawberries and honeydew on a platter while carmelo anthony and allen iverson fan me
     
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    Yes! This is a great idea! :wiggle:

    Okay, I propose that I provide the milk for the island. :biggrin1:

    I also propose that none of us have to work except Eddie, who must ride me at least once a day :redface:
     
  15. marleyisalegend

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    WOW, i like how this island is shaping up
     
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    Any chance you'll be departing for it soon?
     
  17. marleyisalegend

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    wow, you really have nothing better to do than follow me around huh?? here's a idea, why not have another one of your little chatroom fantasy/cyber/pathetic dates?? pretend that someone's walking in heels to your lap (gettin turned on yet), pretend that she throws her arms around you (go ahead, start jerkin), pretend that she's whispering something sexy in your ear (god this is pathetic) and pretend that she starts kissing.. oh, ugh, oooohhhhhh, here comes the money-shot. oh wait, sorry, i didn't intentionally mean to make fun of your little online/cyber date things, no really, i don't think they're desperate at all
     
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