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The Doctor operating on my brother when the Doctor slips and accidently cuts my brothers scrotum. The Doctor quickly inserts two onions and sews it back up.
One month later, My brother went back for a check-up.
"Any problems?" asks the surgeon.
"A few," My brother said. "I cry when I piss, my wife gets heartburn after giving me a blow job and I get a raging hard-on whenever I pass a hot dog stand."
My latest pickup line hasn't been going very well:
I was told beauty is on the inside so can i come inside you and see yours?
The general reaction is a slap in the face or occasionally a kick in the scrotum.
One month later, My brother went back for a check-up.
"Any problems?" asks the surgeon.
"A few," My brother said. "I cry when I piss, my wife gets heartburn after giving me a blow job and I get a raging hard-on whenever I pass a hot dog stand."
My latest pickup line hasn't been going very well:
I was told beauty is on the inside so can i come inside you and see yours?
The general reaction is a slap in the face or occasionally a kick in the scrotum.
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