Sean and Kyle

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It started in the bar urinals.

Sean:- Hey! what you looking at?
Kyle:- Oh, sorry dude, it's, well, i just thought that I had a big cock, but...
Sean:- Right. Well, yea, i DO have a big cock.
Kyle:- Yea, i see. How big is it, i'm 9" rocked.
Sean:- That's a big cock, not as big as me tho, i'm 11.5" with a 6" girth.
Kyle:- Fuck me!!!.................er, i mean that's huuuuuge.
Sean:- So you like looking at other dudes cocks or what?
Kyle:- No, that's gay dude, i just couldn't not notice, ya know?
Sean:- Ok, then, hahaha, so what's your name?
Kyle:- It's kyle dude.
Sean:- Pleased to meet you Kyle Dude, i'm Sean.
Kyle:- Hey. So.........erm........it doesn't matter actually.
Sean:- No, go on Kyle, whatever you gotta say, say it. I'm cool.
Kyle:- So, what does it feel like, ya know, having a cock so big?
Sean:- Its weighty lol, what do ya want me to say? You wanna feel it?
Kyle:- Aint that a bit gay?
Sean:- Nah, its just bonding, right?
Kyle:- I, suppose. Ok then, just so i can compare tho right.
Sean:- Right, i'm not gay dude, so its cool if you're not either.
Kyle:- No, i'm not, 100% straight here.
Sean:- Cool, well we should go somewhere for some privacy ya know.
Kyle:- Yea, sure, people would get ideas n that haha.
Sean:- Come back to my place, my girlfriends away.
Kyle:- Erm, ok, but....
Sean:- Whats up?
Kyle:- Its just, i hardly know you and....
Sean:- And it seems a bit gay right?
Kyle:- Yea, a bit, are you sure its not gay?
Sean:- Nah, we're just new friends hangin out at my place, nothin gay!
Kyle:- Ok, cool. So does it really throb when you're, ya know...
Sean:- Dude, that's a bit personal.

At Sean's Studio flat, stroking their cocks.

Sean:- So, you ready to see it and feel it hard?
Kyle:- Yea dude, ready to compare.
Sean:- So, you got a girlfriend?
Kyle:- Yea, she's on-off. We're off right now.
Sean:- Plenty more chicks for a stud like you tho mate.
Kyle:- Are you coming on to me?
Sean:- No dude, just flirting, its not gay just to flirt!
Kyle:- Oh right, cool. I think your cock looks great dude.
Sean:- Thanks, here, hold it, i'll hold yours.
Kyle:- Woah, that's heavy, and so thick, and, hey!!!!
Sean:- What?
Kyle:- You're trying to jerk me off!
Sean:- No, dude, i'm just maximising the blood flow so i can see it hardest.
Kyle:- ....
Sean:- Relax Kyle, i'm not gay, seriously.
Kyle:- Ok, i'll let you carry on then.
Sean:- Perhaps you wanna sit down, help you chill a little?
Kyle:- Yea good, my legs ache a bit anyway, whereabouts?
Sean:- Over here.
Kyle:- The bed? That would'nt be too gay, right?
Sean:- No, not even if we were fucking on it, it wouldn't be!
Kyle:- What??? Why would we be fucking on it dude? I'm not gay, or you??
Sean:- Its not gay if you don't enjoy it, besides, thats how you really get
to know how my dick feels like, from another perspective.
Kyle:- And its not gay, at all?
Sean:- No, as long as you don't enjoy it, trust me.
Kyle:- Ok, but, you got protection right?
Sean:- Yep, no worries, here we go, just kneel on all fours and i'll start.
Kyle:- Ok. Lol, haha, this is gonna be the gayest, ungay thing, ever.
Sean:- That's it Kyle, you got it, now, 1...2...3...
Kyle:- Uarghah, wha, wha, aurghhh, aaa, dude, oghhhh, oghhhh, that...
Sean:- Don't you like it? If you do then you must be gay dude, and if that's the case, i'm gonna have to ask you to leave.
Kyle:- I don't arghh, oh god, like iiittt ah, it ah hurts.
Sean:- I'll be a bit more gentle Kyle, at least we know your not gay now.
Kyle:- Told, ah you, did oh n't i, oh ah, ooh.
Sean:- So, any better now? I could go slower or faster, softer or harder.
Kyle:- Harder? No, oh, ah, oh, ok, yea, harder, make it hurt, i'm, oh not gay, aaa, i'm oh, ahhh, oh not gay, not gay, aah
Sean:- No Kyle, your straight man, just like me, we're just two straight
guys, feeling each others cocks with our hands and asses.
Kyle:- Twist my nipples dude, i need the pain, i don't wanna like this!
Sean:- Shhh, oh yeah, yeah, i'm coming any thrust now, take it, take it.
Kyle:- I can't take it!! Fuck me, not gay, fuck me, gay, i mean not gay, ur
Sean:- Fuuuuurrrrkkkk yeeeeeaaaahhhh, ohhhh, yeaaaaa, ohhhh, ooooh...
Kyle:- You done it?, you finished?
Sean:- Yes Kyle, i'm finished.
Kyle:- I feel weird, not right.
Sean:- I feel a bit sick myself actually, we just, and i'm not, but we, and i..
Kyle:- But you said its not gay if we don't enjoy it.
Sean:- Its not, i feel, i feel a bit ashamed still anyway.
Kyle:- Yea, i do too.
Sean:- I think you should go now, i'm gonna have a shower.
Kyle:- Ok, but i can't go like this, i need to clean up too dude.
Sean:- Fine, you can share my shower, just, keep your distance n that.
Kyle:- No problem, its not like i'm gay tho dude.


5 minutes later in the shower

Kyle:- Are you sure this isn't gay, i mean, i only wanted to feel it, i didn't wanna taste it.
Sean:- How many times, your not gay if you don't enjoy it.
Kyle:- Buk, arnk yo ingjoyung ik?
Sean:- Stop talking and suck Kyle, i'm not gay, i told you. I'm just very very happy!
 
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I think its probably best not to quit my dayjob. I thought i would have gotten some laughs off of you. Do you realise that my brain capacity only allows me to be creative once a decade?