Sebastian Kehl

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  1. B_IanTheTall

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    German soccer player from borussia dortmund.

    I'd turn the volume down before starting this; don't get why some one put that music over the ambient sound... almost made me hurl. I want eye candy, not ear candy!!!

    http://www.youtube.com/watch.php?v=lEG46CuHoZw
     
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    I think the corny music adds a certain something.
     
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    the music makes it work
     
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    Pop-outs ROCK!
     
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    That guy will go down in history as depantsing Sebastian. It is all Sebastian's fault for not wearing better fitting undies. That movie clip was funny yet--on an empathetic note--must've been very embarrassing for both parties involved. Poor guys.
     
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    is he cut ? ? ?

    can not see it on the pics ? :confused:
     
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    Nice!

    Why do they not wear
    cups playing soccer?

    Aren't they scared of
    taking a boot to the
    good stuff?:confused:
     
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    This has been the subject of two debates on a German site dedicated to soccer players. One concluded that he was cut, and the other that he was either cut or had a very short foreskin indeed.

    The website's server seems seriously fucked, and it took me an age to get into either thread, but for the sake of the record:
    http://www.dickebeulen.de/index.php?templateid=showposts&fid=7&tid=122&RL=0&CR=13&print=1
     
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    large lumps
    lol
    I just figured out what clubbers, in Berlin, meant when they said "Beule" to each other. This whole time I kept thinking, 'I haven't hit my head on any door frames today, most of doors here are higher that at home.' Learn something new every day...
     
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    They also could have meant "Keule" (cudgel or club in English) as it is very popular in the Eastern German region around Berlin. "Keule" then just means "guy/friend/mate/..."

    J
     
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    I knew the multiple meanings for "Keule," but "Beule" was an unknown euphemism; though I should have figured it out after hearing it a few times.
     
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    Although this doesn't seem to have anything to do with Sebastian directly, fans did wave blowup penises at a Borussia Dortmund match.

    I've searched Google and Yahoo and have yet to find out why.
     
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    From what I can see, he looks cut, as you can see all the cockhead. But there are men with such short foreskins that the head is completely uncovered and it's almost impossible to see even close if there is some foreskin or not, so what hope have you got at such distance ?
     
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