Wow... didn't even realize that I got up this far!! Thanks guys!!
* Steps up to the podium and grabs a golden statue in the shape of quercusone's Penis *
I'd like to thank the academy for this prestigious award. I'd like to thank my linguistics coach & drag queen extraordinaire, Anna Rexia, for the gift the gab and the power of bitchy scribe. I'd also like to thank X-Tube for the wonderful amateur oral sex videos for providing me late night stimulus in between posts. To all my friends on LPSG for staying hot & hung and being part of a lot of mentally charged orgy scenes that would easily become best sellers in the porn market...
* "Get off the stage music" starts to play *
To my hair dresser, Eva Destruction, for shaving my head and other nether regions... to my dog, Pussy Meow, for dealing with the confusion and the therapy sessions...
* Security guards looking like OCMuscleJock run to the stage to drag me off *
... and I can't forget my beloved friends Buster Hyman & Ivanna Bump for making sure I was intoxicated at all times during that last trip to New Mexico... I know I'm missing someone!
* Music plays louder. Security grabs me, and I enjoy it *
... Oh! And to dreamer20 for starting this thread and for Nick4444's & NudeYorker's kind remarks! Meet me back stage in a pair of boxers and I'll go grab my knee pads. I'll bring these security guys along too!! Good night & good luck!!:biggrin: