Secret To Long Life

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    A doctor on his morning walk, noticed an older lady sitting on her front step smoking a cigar, so he walked up to her and said, "I couldn't help but notice how happy you look! What is your secret?"

    "I smoke ten cigars a day," she said. "Before I go to bed, I smoke a nice big joint. Apart from that, I drink a whole bottle of Jack Daniel's every week, and eat only junk food. On weekends, I pop pills, get laid, and don't exercise at all."

    "That is absolutely amazing! How old are you?"

    "Thirty-four," she replied. :wink:
     
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    good one guy....and here in states most likely true story...
     
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    lol.....:smile:
     
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