Secretary Bites Off Boss' Penis

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    Perhaps she and Lorena Bobbit can start a support group of their own.
     
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    Ghastly! This reminds me of John Irving's novel The World According to Garp.
     
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    :sour::yuck::sour::yuck::sour::yuck:
     
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    Damn I bet he will think twice before dictates again.
     
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    Finally there can be a sequel to Frankenpenis.
     
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    I say bullshit to the story.

    Since when would trained paramedics leave a severed penis/finger/whatever at the scene of the accident, requiring the woman to "follow the ambulance" to the hospital to deliver the penis?
     
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