Secrets of black men vol 1. Grabbing their crotches

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  1. marleyisalegend

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    Lots of people wonder why black guys are always grabbing their crotches. Rappers, athletes, thugs, all of 'em. All the time.

    Well this is one of those skeletons in the black community's closet. I was sworn to secrecy about this but it's time to let the cat out of the bag, the hypocrisy has to end! If white guys went around finger-fucking themselves the NAACP would be all over that shit!

    Yes, you heard me correctly. Reaching down the front of the pants is just a ploy, black guys aren't adjusting their genitilia, they're actually reaching under and around so they can finger-fuck themselves. Yup. Right in front of you. Constantly. Like, all the time. Black guys finger-fuck themselves in public everyday. Don't bother looking for signs, the blacks are very good at putting on a casual demeanor even as they reach climax. You can't look in their eyes and tell that they're being overridden by the joy and ecstasy of self-finger-fucking.

    Many white people know about it but they shy away from talking about it because they don't want to seem racist. However this is a pretty big problem in the black community. Sometimes a black athlete will actually stop in the middle of a game just to finger-fuck himself right there on the football field or basketball court. Hold on, I think I'm gonna finger-fuck myself right now.........

    Where was I? Oh, right, athletes. The ref can't even say anything cuz everybody would just say he's racist.

    Something has to be done. The other day I was at Blockbuster with my friends Leroy, Man Man, and Jeffrey (needless to say Jeffrey is white). I called the associate over to inquire about a copy of Big Mama's House 2. As he's searching the shelf, Leroy and Man Man drop their pants and start just goin' to town, finger-fucking themselves, right there, in the middle of the store. And it was loud. Smack smack smack smack.

    Jeffrey was lookin' kinda nervous and he was all sweatin' and shit. On one hand, I respect people's right to finger-fuck themselves but it was clearly making Jeffrey uncomfortable. He actually broke down in tears but they just wouldn't stop, they actually started going harder. The more distraught Jeffrey became, the more vigorously they'd go at it. At this point they were moving around a lot, knocking movies off the shelf and whatnot, some shoppers started leaving the store.

    The associate pretended not to notice. This went on for the better part of fifteen minutes. It was awful. Awful I tells ya. I was so embarrassed. And I didn't even get my copy of Big Mama's House 2. :frown1:
     
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    Oh, my god, marley. What is wrong with you sometimes? Aren't you gettin' any?:lmao:
     
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    That's sum funny shit there!:Eyecrazy:
     
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    In a word....no. :boggled:
     
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    Its no secret...we latinos have known about it for centuries....however when we do it we are actually checking to make sure it hasn't fallen off!
     
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    And we thank your people for keeping this under wraps but it's time for a new era of finger-fucking.

    Why would you do that, we'd happily volunteer to make sure they haven't fallen off for you. Wouldn't want you to develop carpal tunal or anything constantly tugging those big loads.

    *reaches down the front of Rico's pants*

    Still there.

    *reaches down the front of Rico's pants*

    Hasn't gone anywhere, you're good.....

    *reaches down the front of Rico's pants*

    Nope, still there.

    *reaches down the front of Rico's pants*

    *reaches down the front of Rico's pants*

    *reaches down the front of Rico's pants*

    *reaches down the front of Rico's pants*

    *reaches down the front of Rico's pants*
     
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    If you do that a few more times, I might have a mess to clean up!
     
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    *reaches down the front of Rico's pants*

    *reaches down the front of Rico's pants*

    *reaches down the front of Rico's pants*

    *reaches down the front of Rico's pants*

    *reaches down the front of Rico's pants*
     
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    This is why I refuse to shake the hand of any black man...
     
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    What? We wipe.:mad:













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    So is this how the fist pound originated?...black men knew their homie had their finger up their ass all day so they decided to pound fists instead of shake hands?
     
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    ^Actually the fist bump is sort of a Wonder Twins activate, contact the mothership sorta thing.
     
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    HA HA!!!!!!!!!
    I love this one!!
     
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    Richard Pryor said a white man asked him, "Why do you guys always hold your thing?" His reply: "'Cause you done took everything else, motherfucker!"
     
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    LOL, I'd heard a similar version. Priceless.
     
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    James Earl Hardy's character "Lil Bit" in his novels once told his homies that there would be "no dick-tuggin" during a game of cards.

    They were outraged at being restricted. :biggrin1:

    NCbear (who enjoys marley's posts)
     
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    ^Never heard of James Earl Hardy, does he fingerfuck himself too?
     
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