Lots of people wonder why black guys are always grabbing their crotches. Rappers, athletes, thugs, all of 'em. All the time.
Well this is one of those skeletons in the black community's closet. I was sworn to secrecy about this but it's time to let the cat out of the bag, the hypocrisy has to end! If white guys went around finger-fucking themselves the NAACP would be all over that shit!
Yes, you heard me correctly. Reaching down the front of the pants is just a ploy, black guys aren't adjusting their genitilia, they're actually reaching under and around so they can finger-fuck themselves. Yup. Right in front of you. Constantly. Like, all the time. Black guys finger-fuck themselves in public everyday. Don't bother looking for signs, the blacks are very good at putting on a casual demeanor even as they reach climax. You can't look in their eyes and tell that they're being overridden by the joy and ecstasy of self-finger-fucking.
Many white people know about it but they shy away from talking about it because they don't want to seem racist. However this is a pretty big problem in the black community. Sometimes a black athlete will actually stop in the middle of a game just to finger-fuck himself right there on the football field or basketball court. Hold on, I think I'm gonna finger-fuck myself right now.........
Where was I? Oh, right, athletes. The ref can't even say anything cuz everybody would just say he's racist.
Something has to be done. The other day I was at Blockbuster with my friends Leroy, Man Man, and Jeffrey (needless to say Jeffrey is white). I called the associate over to inquire about a copy of Big Mama's House 2. As he's searching the shelf, Leroy and Man Man drop their pants and start just goin' to town, finger-fucking themselves, right there, in the middle of the store. And it was loud. Smack smack smack smack.
Jeffrey was lookin' kinda nervous and he was all sweatin' and shit. On one hand, I respect people's right to finger-fuck themselves but it was clearly making Jeffrey uncomfortable. He actually broke down in tears but they just wouldn't stop, they actually started going harder. The more distraught Jeffrey became, the more vigorously they'd go at it. At this point they were moving around a lot, knocking movies off the shelf and whatnot, some shoppers started leaving the store.
The associate pretended not to notice. This went on for the better part of fifteen minutes. It was awful. Awful I tells ya. I was so embarrassed. And I didn't even get my copy of Big Mama's House 2. :frown1:
Well this is one of those skeletons in the black community's closet. I was sworn to secrecy about this but it's time to let the cat out of the bag, the hypocrisy has to end! If white guys went around finger-fucking themselves the NAACP would be all over that shit!
Yes, you heard me correctly. Reaching down the front of the pants is just a ploy, black guys aren't adjusting their genitilia, they're actually reaching under and around so they can finger-fuck themselves. Yup. Right in front of you. Constantly. Like, all the time. Black guys finger-fuck themselves in public everyday. Don't bother looking for signs, the blacks are very good at putting on a casual demeanor even as they reach climax. You can't look in their eyes and tell that they're being overridden by the joy and ecstasy of self-finger-fucking.
Many white people know about it but they shy away from talking about it because they don't want to seem racist. However this is a pretty big problem in the black community. Sometimes a black athlete will actually stop in the middle of a game just to finger-fuck himself right there on the football field or basketball court. Hold on, I think I'm gonna finger-fuck myself right now.........
Where was I? Oh, right, athletes. The ref can't even say anything cuz everybody would just say he's racist.
Something has to be done. The other day I was at Blockbuster with my friends Leroy, Man Man, and Jeffrey (needless to say Jeffrey is white). I called the associate over to inquire about a copy of Big Mama's House 2. As he's searching the shelf, Leroy and Man Man drop their pants and start just goin' to town, finger-fucking themselves, right there, in the middle of the store. And it was loud. Smack smack smack smack.
Jeffrey was lookin' kinda nervous and he was all sweatin' and shit. On one hand, I respect people's right to finger-fuck themselves but it was clearly making Jeffrey uncomfortable. He actually broke down in tears but they just wouldn't stop, they actually started going harder. The more distraught Jeffrey became, the more vigorously they'd go at it. At this point they were moving around a lot, knocking movies off the shelf and whatnot, some shoppers started leaving the store.
The associate pretended not to notice. This went on for the better part of fifteen minutes. It was awful. Awful I tells ya. I was so embarrassed. And I didn't even get my copy of Big Mama's House 2. :frown1: