Security guard at airport

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  1. Cosota

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    There's no moral to this story nor it has an interesting twist at the end but I couldn't help thinking as soon as it happened that it belonged to this forum.

    It happened at Charles de Gaulle airport. I was only changing flights there but I still had to go through a security check with metal detectors and x-ray machines before I entered my connecting terminal.
    The detector didn't actually go off but the security guy decided to conduct a search anyway. It's not the first time that this happens, sometimes I've wondered if it has to do with the colour of my skin. Maybe I am just lucky and get chosen for all the random searches.
    I extended my arms, separated my legs and the guy passed both his hands over all the different parts of my body. I was wearing very loose trousers and boxer shorts so my penis was hanging freely. When he arrived to my right leg the inevitable thing happened. The funny thing is that when he felt my penis he asked in English, 'what's this?' I felt taken aback by his question and muttered, 'it's my...' No more words came out but my tone of voice was trying to say, 'isn't that obvious?'. All this happened in a matter of seconds so by then the guy had put his hand over my penis a second time and then realising what he was touching took it away as fast as if he had touched a burning coal. He said, 'oh, i'm sorry'. I was a bit amused but also somehow annoyed at this point. The guy said 'i'm sorry' at least twice more then he said, 'it's fine' and went away leaving me to collect my bag, jacket, mobile and wallet which had come out of the x-ray machine a while before.
    That was not the end, while I was putting my jacket on he came back holding a handheld metal detector, one of those black chunky things, and without saying anything passed it through the back and front of my waist area. When he finished he said 'thank you' and left to the back of the place again. There were other security guards there, male and female, some of them sitting behind some tables others standing up, and I noticed he was speaking to them. I don't know if he told them the details of what had happened but when I finished taking all my belongings and passed in front of them, all of them stared at me. At least none of them stared at my crotch which would have been more embarassing.
    Sometimes and under certain circumstances I can be a real show off about my size but in this occasion I felt a bit annoyed, not with the guy in particular but at the whole situation, and before you imagine this hot homoerotic scene with a gorgeous and strong French security guy fondling a stranger, let me tell you that none of us looks anything like a porn star and that the whole thing was very awkward.

    It is not the first time that I am hanging freely and a security person pats me down there but in previous occasions they didn't say or do anything special, which I think is the best way to proceed.

    Peace
     
  2. Pecker

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    It's not unusual for them to check the crotch area carerfully because of the great number of men who think it's original to use their underwear to smuggle contraband so what could get more attention during a frisk than your larger-than-normal stuff?

    I know it's sometimes irritating but it does come with the territory.
     
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    That's nothing. The last time I went through airport security they made me put mine through the x-ray machine. Then I had to argue with them for 20 minutes because technically it was too big to be considered a carry-on item.
     
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    :biggrin1: ROTFLMAO :biggrin1:


     
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    I think a vid of this event would be the ideal method of making it more realistic for us, Cosota, like using your iPod to capture his finding your penis with his hand. I'm visualizing his facial expression now, lol.
     
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    I'd be curious to know if that's ever happened to someone while they
    were hard? LOL
     
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    You should have answered...

    It is something that is long and hard, and sometimes scares people! Would you like to see it? :biggrin1:
     
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    I would have turned to him and said " I usually make my dates buy me dinner before I allow them to fondle me that way". I can just imagine the look on his face when he realized what he was touching --great story.
     
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    That's clue number one...
    You should have said, "rub it just a little more and you will figure it out."
     
  10. Ionto

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    Well, it could be a trend in France.

    I went through Orly, the other Paris airport on Tuesday, and I also had a pretty intimate body search. Usually the control people do a patting, slapping action, going up the legs. This time, it was more a groping action, and I felt his fingers close momentarily round my cock.

    The only distinguishing feature I can think of is that I’m quite a bit taller than anyone else going through the control, and about 30cm (a foot?) taller than the man who frisked me. I’ve been through very intensive body searches before (Israel is the place for these) but this is my first genital palpation.
     
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    I think it's universal.. one of the less-spoken-about side-effects of a post-9/11 world. :rolleyes:

    Last fall, I was traveling from Baden-Baden Airport (so dull they named it twice), and had the memorably eye-watering experience of the security guy at the customs checkpoint running a hand-held scanner device over me when it suddenly clunked (yes, audibly clunked) against my package, which seemed to be located a little lower than he had anticipated.

    He mumbled an apology, I squeaked like a mouse, and a fun time was had by all. :rolleyes:
     
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    LoL:biggrin1:
     
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    I am picturing Will Ferrell as the loud, offensive security man:

    "EWWWWWWW. EWWW HOOOO HOOOO! I touched his junk! AHRRRRRGHH!!!"

    as he runs around in circles holding the offending hand by the wrist.
     
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    LoL!
     
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    Come to think of it, their devices could beep if some guys happen to be
    pierced and are wearing jewellery on that part of their anatomy, or metal
    cockrings etc...LOL
    And if there happens to be a security guard online here, just imagine some of the stories they could tell, with X-ray machines
    being able to see everything!!! including your erection! Oh my!
     
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    i can say that piercings are not detected by metal detector.the bf of my best friend has a genital piercing and he travels with airplane every month.
    and i also have 3 piercings in face and i do not have to pull them off when i pass trought metal detector!
     
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    I'm glad I'm not the only one that's had that particular problem.

    A couple of weeks ago, I had to fly from Texas to Oklahoma for my grandmother's funeral. After a really trying 4 days, I had the first flight out in the morning. I've been to the Tulsa airport hundreds of times and never had any trouble until this time. I had tucked my car keys in the waistband of my Champion nylon shorts and had forgotten to take them out when walking through the scanner which sets it off. Loudly. I tell them it's my P.A. and that it's never set off scanners before but me being half asleep forgets the keys are still tucked in and they had slipped down a little so they weren't readily noticeable. So they wave the wand and it beeps. So off we go to the bathroom nearby and have to do a pat down. I'm thinking that it's blatantly obvious that I'm going commando today, and the shorts aren't all that loose, they should be able to tell that I'm not hiding anything. So I'm doing the spread eagle thing and the guard starts patting me down but more like feeling me up. Then he hits my ring and I just start cracking up because he had to "feel" it some more then says drop them. So I did. My being still halfway asleep, the "patting", and it didn't help anything he was really cute, I was almost halfway hard. So I did and BAM!! The keys fall out. Now I'm feeling like an idiot and bend down to get my keys. He was trying not to stare at my P.A. but not doing a very good job. All I could say was "oops?" He said "All that trouble over some keys." And let me go. I pulled my shorts up and adjusted myself and he watched the whole time. I get to the gate to check in and while the lady is doing her thing, I look back and he's STILL watching me and it's a fair distance from the scanner to the gate!!
     
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    jewelry, esp that youd ust in genital piercings, is surgical-steel, which doesnt set off the detectors... i wear my 2g prince albert through with no alarm. though sometimes i think itd be fun to get wanded and have it go off at my crotch....
     
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    That's all a little different from packing a zucchini wrapped in foil...
     
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    This was exactly the case for me when I was flying to Denver, CO a few years back......

    Was on a Continental Airlines flight from London Gatwick (Absolutely HATE Heathrow due to it's size and time needed to get to the required gate), which was going via Cleveland Hopkins International Airport (CLE). Bearing in mind I smoke and the only place you can have a smoke at most airports these days is outside the main terminal. Had a quick smoke before I had to head back in for the connecting flight to Denver, CO.

    Now going back through security the usual checks was peformed. I was greeted by this very nice early 40's female TSA employee, slightaly on the large side, but still very nice to talk to. The enevetable thing happened and the metal dector went off. Now thinking it was my belt I took this off and said strait away it was this where I fell fowl with when I was comming out of Gatwick security. All the same she had to manualy check me with a hand scanner. That went off too, then I remembered something.... I had a PA done about three months a go and was already on a sizeable ring. Thought best to help here and pull out my digital camera to which had a picture of it fitted to my penis. Said to the girl... Think I better show you this as it will explain why that hand scanner is going barmy. Also prepare yourself for a shock..... She took one look, went bright red, started giggling, big smile on her face, and also adding the words..... thats fine sir, you can move on. :biggrin1:

    I myself was trying not to laugh to prevent thuther embarassment to this poor girl, so I moved swiftaly on.

    Noticed when I was leaving the security area, two of her co-workers came over to her, and probaly quizzed her as to what went off, as soon after both started giggling like hell, and looked over at me, to which I smiled back and then said... any chance of your phone number? :biggrin1:

     
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