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HHMMM. are you listening terrorists? As many men who love others' big dicks...you can sail on by if you send the well hung to bomb the infidels.
 

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That assumes that the terrorists are packing anything other than explosives.

Not very likely. That's probably why they've got more than just a bit of attitude problems and a ready willingness to die so they can get laid by girls who've never seen a full-size version so they won't be laughed at any more. That's my theory.
 

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I am picturing Will Ferrell as the loud, offensive security man:

"EWWWWWWW. EWWW HOOOO HOOOO! I touched his junk! AHRRRRRGHH!!!"

as he runs around in circles holding the offending hand by the wrist.

LMAO. I could so see that. Or Ben Stiller!! LOL.

But wait, Will Ferrell might like it. Did you see him in Zoolander. Mugatu was definitely of the male lovin persuasion lol. It depends what character he was in that day.
 

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Thanks for all the great lines. I'll try to memorise them in case something similar ever happens.
I had to travel again via Charles de Gaulle a couple of days ago and through terminal 2. I felt sort of anxiety when I came to the realisation that I was going to go through exactly the same security point. Luckily the guy in question was not there and this time they didn't do a body search.
 

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I got lucky, I must have caught my pat down right after the guy caught someone else's junk last thursday when I flew out... he didn't even touch the inside of my legs.
 

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That's nothing. The last time I went through airport security they made me put mine through the x-ray machine. Then I had to argue with them for 20 minutes because technically it was too big to be considered a carry-on item.

That's nothing. Mine was x-rayed and considered a weapon. I was held off from boarding until I showed my Air Marshall's badge.