see my cock in the gallery.

Discussion in 'New Member Introductions' started by phatkhan, Feb 6, 2006.

  1. phatkhan

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    ive just posted in the gallery,i put a fag box next to it so u can compare it.
    if u want a closer inspection then it can be arranged.:wink:
     
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    Since the majority of this site's users are American, it might be worth clarifying that a 'fag box' is a cigarette packet, and not a small container for homosexuals :rolleyes:
     
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    Yes, it did take me a minute. I pictured something like a tatefully done cat carrier, only larger and with wallpaper.
     
  4. Pappy

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    Such a waste of a nice peice of meat.
     
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    Meh...It's okay.
     
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    Can I get that box to go? :biggrin1:
     
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    I personally thought you'd been living in one of those boxes for years :rolleyes:
     
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    Please--like I could afford a box that nice. :biggrin1:
     
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    Fair point. I could always send you a bit of gold lamé and a pink feather boa as an act of charity, if you think it would help. :rolleyes:

    In case Spladle wanders through this thread:

    :hijacked:

    Phatkhan, don't think we've forgotten your pleasing thickness, I'm sure that normal service will soon be resumed on this thread. Maybe. :smile:
     
  10. mainer1

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    nice pic dude
     
  11. D_Elijah_MorganWood

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    Fuck Yeah! That's a REAL holestretcher!!!

    About 2 weeks ago I asked to see big Asian Cocks and now have seen two real world examples where my own investigations have failed. NICE!
     
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    Thank you for your consideration.
     
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    Welcome, I like your cock, and your fag box.
     
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    Do your light your fag with a lucifer?
     
  15. phatkhan

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    my apologies lpsg'ers.it did cross my mind about the fag box quote,,,but i thought that all you big cock comrades of mine would suss it out(when you havent got a hard on that is,u need some blood in ur head to think right!).

    and were are all you lovely ladees,ive never been good at attracting ladees,never mind,ill just have to make do with wat i got hey.

    and thanx 4 all the nice comments.

    and some tips 4 attracting pussy might be helpfull.
     
  16. Pappy

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    Can't help you there.
     
  17. Matthew

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    Try spelling 'ladies' with an 'i' and see if that brings any your way.

    Or if you're attached to the double-E thing, try ending it with a 'Z': "ladeez"

    If I had a pussy that would definitely make me give it up. :wink:
     
  18. Dr Rock

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    put some sardines at the bottom of the tree. if that doesn't work, you'll have to climb up and get it yourself.
     
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    Try catnip.
     
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    alex I nearly spewed diet Pepsi halfway across my office!! That was superb. However, it is a 'small container for homosexuals' the width of that thing would leave very little room.
     
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