see my cock in the gallery.

[phatkhan]

ive just posted in the gallery,i put a fag box next to it so u can compare it.
if u want a closer inspection then it can be arranged.:wink:

 

[D_alex8]

Since the majority of this site's users are American, it might be worth clarifying that a 'fag box' is a cigarette packet, and not a small container for homosexuals

 

[BuddyBoy]

Since most of this site's users are American, it might be worth clarifying that a 'fag box' is a cigarette packet, and not a small container for homosexuals

Yes, it did take me a minute. I pictured something like a tatefully done cat carrier, only larger and with wallpaper.

 

[Pappy]

Such a waste of a nice peice of meat.

 

[D_Kirkhaus Komandohanger]

Meh...It's okay.

 

[davidjh7]

Since the majority of this site's users are American, it might be worth clarifying that a 'fag box' is a cigarette packet, and not a small container for homosexuals

Can I get that box to go? :biggrin1:

 

[D_alex8]

Can I get that box to go? :biggrin1:

I personally thought you'd been living in one of those boxes for years

 

[davidjh7]

I personally thought you'd been living in one of those boxes for years

Please--like I could afford a box that nice. :biggrin1:

 

[D_alex8]

Please--like I could afford a box that nice. :biggrin1:

Fair point. I could always send you a bit of gold lamé and a pink feather boa as an act of charity, if you think it would help.

In case Spladle wanders through this thread:

:hijacked:

Phatkhan, don't think we've forgotten your pleasing thickness, I'm sure that normal service will soon be resumed on this thread. Maybe. :smile:

 

[mainer1]

ive just posted in the gallery,i put a fag box next to it so u can compare it.
if u want a closer inspection then it can be arranged.:wink:

nice pic dude

 

[D_Elijah_MorganWood]

Fuck Yeah! That's a REAL holestretcher!!!

About 2 weeks ago I asked to see big Asian Cocks and now have seen two real world examples where my own investigations have failed. NICE!

 

[B_Spladle]

In case Spladle wanders through this thread:

:hijacked:

Thank you for your consideration.

 

[carter2006]

Welcome, I like your cock, and your fag box.

 

[Stursberg]

i put a fag box next to it so u can compare it.:wink:

Do your light your fag with a lucifer?

 

[phatkhan]

my apologies lpsg'ers.it did cross my mind about the fag box quote,,,but i thought that all you big cock comrades of mine would suss it out(when you havent got a hard on that is,u need some blood in ur head to think right!).

and were are all you lovely ladees,ive never been good at attracting ladees,never mind,ill just have to make do with wat i got hey.

and thanx 4 all the nice comments.

and some tips 4 attracting pussy might be helpfull.

 

[Pappy]

and some tips 4 attracting pussy might be helpfull.

Can't help you there.

 

[Matthew]

and were are all you lovely ladees,ive never been good at attracting ladees,never mind,ill just have to make do with wat i got hey.

and thanx 4 all the nice comments.

and some tips 4 attracting pussy might be helpfull.

Try spelling 'ladies' with an 'i' and see if that brings any your way.

Or if you're attached to the double-E thing, try ending it with a 'Z': "ladeez"

If I had a pussy that would definitely make me give it up. :wink:

 

[Dr Rock]

and some tips 4 attracting pussy might be helpfull.

put some sardines at the bottom of the tree. if that doesn't work, you'll have to climb up and get it yourself.

 

[B_Spladle]

and some tips 4 attracting pussy might be helpfull.

Try catnip.

 

[B_Stronzo]

Since the majority of this site's users are American, it might be worth clarifying that a 'fag box' is a cigarette packet, and not a small container for homosexuals

alex I nearly spewed diet Pepsi halfway across my office!! That was superb. However, it is a 'small container for homosexuals' the width of that thing would leave very little room.