Seeking a solution

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  1. Adrian69702006

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    Although I don't feel the urge to masturbate as often as I used to it, it still strikes occasionally and, just lately, I've noticed it tends to happen at night when I'm in bed. So far I've dealt with it by starting in bed and then getting up in time to 'finish off' over the bathroom toilet in order to avoid spunked up sheets. I'd rather not have to get up but I don't want to spunk the bed up either. I'd therefore be grateful for advice from other guys based on how they've dealt with the problem. Although I've thought about taking a towel to bed with me, I'm not entirely sure that's a statisfactory solution. Probably what I really need is some sort of "masturbation nappy." However I'd be grateful for other people's ideas and suggestions.
     
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    Toilet role, it's made for it! Then either take it to the toilet and flush, or wait until morning, then flush. Or let me know where you are, i could always swallow it?
     
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    just shoot it in your hand and swallow it. no muss no fuss, and it taste so good...
     
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    Learned in boarding/military school to always have a sock available.....

    Just pull the sock over your cock and let go...then throw it in the dirty clothes basket or the wash.

    No one will ever know the difference...

    Any left over mess can be done away with as was
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    Kitchen roll works better than toilet roll, absorbs more of ur cum, and unlike toilet roll it doesn't stick to ur cock. Feels better than toilet roll, and u get to see how big your load was as well!!
     
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    Put a box of Kleenex/facial tissue on the nightstand next to your bed. It's quite convenient and normal looking...no one will think twice when they see it next to your bed.
     
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    Last night I was brave and, instead of getting up, used a couple of sheets of Kleenex. Although it was a close run thing, they managed to catch and absorb it all. I might try similar again tonight. i don't know whether lying down made a difference or not, but cumming certainly felt more satisfying than if I'd been stood over the toilet.
     
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    That's what I do... nice n clean and it does taste real good! :biggrin1:
     
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    This kind of dilemma is the only reason I am driven to finding a gf.
     
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