Seeking: Rich, sexy, and extremely obedient female

Discussion in 'Women's Issues' started by StraightCock4Her, Feb 26, 2009.

  1. StraightCock4Her

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    What do you think the odds are of that one? LMFAO. :biggrin1:

    Other good traits: 20 years old and high IQ with advanced degree in biochemical engineering.

    Must: love deep throating big cock or willing to learn, genetically small mouths need not apply.

    HAhahaha... No, but seriously...
     
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    What about wealthy, sexy and disobedient?

    IQ of 157 and 2.1 degree in Environmental Science?

    Do you think you could handle me?
     
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    I do like your head shot but my forum whoring has paid off and I happen to remember you talking about a husband in the past.

    Such fail at internet fake flirtations :biggrin1:
     
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    Shouldnt this go in the personal ads section?
     
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    lol you had me at wealthy :tongue:
     
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    The odds are slim to none, but you knew that already. :cool:

    Me: poor, sexy, disobedient, 42, and did all but the thesis for a MS in Plastics Engineering, IQ 135. Small mouth, no gag reflex. :wink: Fortunately I'm taken. :tongue::cool:
     
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    Shouldn't you have already pulled the trigger on that suicide note?
     
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    Boyfriend actually, but well remembered anyway

    more like funny stuff ... at least I think the OP was being humorous
     
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    You don't want a female...you want a Stepford wife with a Microsoft trust fund. :smile:
     
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    If telling the ridiculous truth is humorous (which is usually the case) then sign me up for humorous :biggrin1:
     
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    Seriously, there are more important things than wealth. Physical and mental well-being, happiness, world peace, that sort of thing.
     
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    Scenario1: you find the most perfect guy in the world yet he can't keep a job for shit and you dont want to support the both of you (or cant, want kids, etc)

    Scenario2: you find the most perfect guy in the world and he's fucking loaded and wealthy as fuck.

    Which would you prefer? Case closed. ***This goes with the underlying assumption that there is more than just one "perfect" woman out there for me***

    I figure why keep trying to be rich myself when I can just marry into it :biggrin1: :tongue:
     
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