"seen one dick, seen them all?"

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Um, this isn't a thread about vaginas, moron. It's about penises.
 
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You're probably right, for I am merely an insane man for whom houses wink and open their bellies. Walk with me, my friend, and we shall swallow the tree, hills, hedges, cats jumping over the telephone wires, the asphalt road, my labyrinthine smile on the keyhole, the house winking, opening, the room will swallow us, the bed is floating.

I am in accord with the surrealists. I live only for the high moments. Ordinary life does not interest me.

You have neither the imagination nor intellectual capacity to pick a fight with me.
 

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You're probably right, for I am merely an insane man for whom houses wink and open their bellies. Walk with me, my friend, and we shall swallow the tree, hills, hedges, cats jumping over the telephone wires, the asphalt road, my labryinthian smile on the keyhole, the house winking, opening, the room will swallow us, the bed is floating.

I am in accord with the surrealists. I live only for the high moments. Ordinary life does not interest me.

Ganymede, I know you are trying to be funny, and witty. I don't think it works with all the members.

I am sure you aren't trying to please anyone other than yourself, but it is just a little tidbit of information for you. People will go sick of you quickly if you just spout off philosophical nonsense when you post.

On topic, Dicks look different. Yes, they all have heads and shafts. That is where the similarities end. Some have fat heads, thin heads, "mushroom" heads; there are various lengths, girths, colourings, lengths of foreskin.
Also, it depends on the person. Two people MIGHT have the same dick, but depending on how they carry the dick, makes all the difference.
 

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I don't want to start an argument today.

You can transcend penisness, but i don't think that this is what the people who use the phrase are trying to do.

In fact I think it is quite the opposite, I think they wish to take away our individuality - to degrade us and our penises.
 

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I don't want to start an argument today.

You can transcend penisness, but i don't think that this is what the people who use the phrase are trying to do.

In fact I think it is quite the opposite, I think they wish to take away our individuality - to degrade us and our penises.


I've seen enough in person that they really do all seem to blend together for me, completely unmemorable by the time I'm not looking at them anymore. Unless I am genuinely interested in the man whose penis it is, I have absolutely no interest in seeing some dude's prick. I've seen hundreds in person. If I ever see another unsolicited erection, it will be too soon.

When I've said to men here that I don't want to have a look at their junk and tell them what I think about it, it is always met with hostility. Sometimes, it has been met with them showing me anyway (or trying to). Who is degrading whom?
 

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Yes, well they differ more greatly from every other body part, meaning you can have big hands or small hands, or feet, but the difference isn't as pronounced as differences in penis size. Like on a bell curve you would something like 2" to 11".
 
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You're reading a little too much in to it, bud.

I'm leaving this thread. You two are getting bitchy.

I don't want to start an argument today.

You can transcend penisness, but i don't think that this is what the people who use the phrase are trying to do.

In fact I think it is quite the opposite, I think they wish to take away our individuality - to degrade us and our penises.
 
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That was a response to Lordpendragon who said I didn't have the intellectual or creative capacity to battle him. I could do battle with him, and beat him, on both fronts while blindfolded, gagged, and with my hands tied behind my back. But I am floating again. All passages, all presages, passing over me, mocking each other, the dream, the dream, the dream rings in me with eternal resonance when I wish to betray it. It brushes by me with bat wings when I open human eyes and seek to live dreamlessly. When anger has struck me, when pain has corroded me, I rise. I always rise after the crucifixion, and I am in terror of my ascensions.

Ganymede, I know you are trying to be funny, and witty. I don't think it works with all the members.

I am sure you aren't trying to please anyone other than yourself, but it is just a little tidbit of information for you. People will go sick of you quickly if you just spout off philosophical nonsense when you post.

On topic, Dicks look different. Yes, they all have heads and shafts. That is where the similarities end. Some have fat heads, thin heads, "mushroom" heads; there are various lengths, girths, colourings, lengths of foreskin.
Also, it depends on the person. Two people MIGHT have the same dick, but depending on how they carry the dick, makes all the difference.
 

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That was a response to Lordpendragon who said I didn't have the intellectual or creative capacity to battle him. I could do battle with him, and beat him, on both fronts while blindfolded, gagged, and with my hands tied behind my back. But I am floating again. All passages, all presages, passing over me, mocking each other, the dream, the dream, the dream rings in me with eternal resonance when I wish to betray it. It brushes by me with bat wings when I open human eyes and seek to live dreamlessly. When anger has struck me, when pain has corroded me, I rise. I always rise after the crucifixion, and I am in terror of my ascensions.


We accept you as you are Gany. You don't have to bring your portfollio.
 

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That was a response to Lordpendragon who said I didn't have the intellectual or creative capacity to battle him. I could do battle with him, and beat him, on both fronts while blindfolded, gagged, and with my hands tied behind my back.

Okay, I thought better of you than this, G. If you really are floating somewhere in the surreal world, why go to the trouble to write a hyperbolic schoolyard taunt (in the third person) to someone you barely know?
 

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Good start but in a rigorous fashion you either have to come up with a mathematical proof or in lieu of that find and photograph every cock on the planet, your mission should you decide to accept it. <cue 70's mission impossible theme>:biggrin1:

Have you been drinking bong water again, Spiker? :rolleyes:
 

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This attitude is for morons.

I daydream of the many and wonderfully different vaginas/vulvas I have had the pleasure to know over the years.

I don't think this is off topic at all. People seem to be even more clueless about the uniqueness of each woman's genitalia than they are about the differences between penises.

LP, it's nice to see a true connoisseur.
 

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Thank you Chrys - I also have a mental obseesion with bottoms - ok and breasts and eyes and smiles - actually ankles are very sexy as well - then there are backs - backs can have contours and lines that are just cock achingly sexy :smile:

We have a symbol for the oneness of penisness - it's called the phallus. It would be fairer to say "seen one phallus, seen them all", but even that would be a little far fetched. i stick to my view that those who say this are attempting to show an indifference to men's pride and joy. It's rather louche.

Now what is the female equivalent of the phallus? I want one for Chrysmas. :wink:
 

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Both male and female genitalia: probably not as complex as the human face. But, I absolutely agree that everyone is unique and the phrase, "seen one seen em all" is used by people who've "seen enough" - either that or they just aren't looking very carefully. Narcissists, maybe. :wink: I've seen a book devoted to the study of the human face. I don't remember the book's name but it was very interesting. It did break things down into "types". I could see how, structurally speaking, Mick Jagger and Don Knotts http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Barney_Fife could belong to the same category. See the resemblance? And yet, worlds apart on so many other levels! lol Same goes for our private parts. I can't believe I'm even thinking about this you guys. You've brought me down to a new level! :tongue:
This attitude is for morons.

I daydream of the many and wonderfully different vaginas/vulvas I have had the pleasure to know over the years.

I don't think this is off topic at all. People seem to be even more clueless about the uniqueness of each woman's genitalia than they are about the differences between penises.

LP, it's nice to see a true connoisseur.

Thank you Chrys - I also have a mental obseesion with bottoms - ok and breasts and eyes and smiles - actually ankles are very sexy as well - then there are backs - backs can have contours and lines that are just cock achingly sexy :smile:

We have a symbol for the oneness of penisness - it's called the phallus. It would be fairer to say "seen one phallus, seen them all", but even that would be a little far fetched. i stick to my view that those who say this are attempting to show an indifference to men's pride and joy. It's rather louche.