FrenchOnion: I was asked: "Hi, how do you self suck? I can't do it! How big does your penis have to be? Please tell me how you do it. Thanks " [Reguritated into proper English.] ****************** Talent. Your penis doesn't have to be a certain length to allow sucking. I suppose it mostly depends upon flexability, which, as you probably know from seeing Yogas, can be greatly improved. There are several different ways people suck themselves (autofellatio). Included are: 1) Lying on your back on your bed, flipping your legs over your head and "walking" down the headboard or wall until your cock fits into your mouth. 2) Sitting down where your gluttal fold (the fold between your buttox and upper legs) is well supported and hooking one arm under your leg. Use your other hand to hold your dick as you pull yourself towards it. 3) Same as (2) but done standing. As the saying goes, practice makes perfect. Some also suggest trying after a warm bath, when your relaxed. Of course, don't break your back doing it.