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whato1986: Hit there. Recently I found a site on the net (where else? ;) ) about the art of self-fucking, and apparantly its much easier with a large cock. I'm just wondering if anyones ever attempted or experienced this slightly :blink: technique?
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Though my cock is of sufficient size to perform that party trick, I can't manoeuvre my tool to the correct angle when it's rock-hard. Also, I've never had a cock up my ass; I'm not going to start with one as thick as mine is.
 

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And it doesn't sound all that good anyway. I mean, isn't the whole point of bottoming the prostate? (Being straight, and having a 'no anal' policy anyway, I'm not sure how that goes.) How much of it could you get in?
 

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It's my understanding that the thrill of self-fucking is not the physical stimulation, but rather just the knowledge that one has accomplished something that extremely few guys can do. Personally, I don't mind that I have to find a partner if I want to fuck someone. Fucking oneself could be viewed as narcissistic, I would think.
 

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I think it's the definition of narcissism.

Could be worse, though: At least you don't have to worry about PMS with your partners. ;)
 

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Ok it is possible, But not with an erect cock. You need a semi hard to get the head in and then it enlarges once inside. Is good for prostate massage. I've tried it and cum up my own arse, but um narcissistic yup well.
 

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Try looking on Xtube.... (the 'porn' version of youtube)- some very intersting things (as well as the usual drek)
 

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Damn it!

It appear that my previous post on this subject has been moved to the bit-bucket because the OP was a troll who is now banned. (Or something like that.)

Any Hoo...

I've tried and tried, but I'm just not quite long enough (and probably too thick) to make it work. (Conservative measurement: 7.5" x 5.5", but on a "big penis day," I can get to 7 7/8" x 5 3/4". Of course, if I actualy get those measurements, I'm too hard to try that.)
 

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YOU CAN'T FUCK YOURSELF ITS FUCKING IMPOSSIBLE UNLESS YOU
A) STICK YOUR SOFT DICK IN TO YOUR ASSHOLE (WHY? WHy? whY?)
B) SNAP YOUR DICK AT THE BASE, HOPE IT STAYS HARD AND THEN PUT IT IN TO YOUR ASSHOLE (wHy? whY? WHY?)

unless you like soft dicks, or snapping your own.

man posts like these are the WEIRDEST form of penis envy