Self suck

I'm into this too..... and sucked my own dick just the other night.
Unfortunately I prefer face to face meetings and won't Skype

Wish you luck in your search (there are a few members who can )

Joe
 
can you guys recommend stretches for getting there?
 
can you guys recommend stretches for getting there?

I'd recommend finding a good Yoga teacher.
Not just because there are asana's that will help you become a bit more flexible (like the plough etc) but also all round general health and well-being. Don't expect results within days/weeks.