Semen in my hair

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  1. Sandra Lesbowicz

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    One morning I woke up with dried up semen in my hair. My boyfriend admitted that he had ejaculated all over my head while I was sleeping. Is this reason enough to leave him?
     
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    Why should you be the one to leave? He's staying under YOUR bridge.
     
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    enough said
     
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    Doctor! We've found Sandra! Shes on the roof of the mental hospital, shes escaped from her holding cell for the dangerously insane, and has one of the nurses prisoner! Shes got semen in her hair and is trying to circumcise the hostage nurse!

    This is such a dangerous situation! Cigerbabe, Hellboy, Savage, Matt, Yogo and a few others have got all the emergancy doors to the hospital building covered and secure, and police marksmen with stun guns have trained their sights on Sandra!

    Rumour has it that she could be the re-generated Lefevre!! Its like something out of James Bond, with Ernst Savro Blofeld regenerating himself all the time!
     
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    JUst because your head is where the ejaculation ended up doesnt mean that where he meant for it to be. He could have just been jacking off next to you and that where it landed.

    Personaly I wouldnt dump someone for that masturbation is perfectly normal and if he is using you as material for stimulation you should be flattered not pissed.
     
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    No - but I would wash your hair.
     
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    fortunately, it was a wig. wasn't it, bud?
     
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    I agree. I think I will keep him.
     
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    Oy vay!
    C.B.:saevil:
     
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    DAMN!! I hate when I have that stuff in my hair also..." The guys should know it should just be in our mouths or other areas.." But, not in our hair, you know?:rolleyes:
     
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    I think it was the hair on her back, DG.
     
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    Or her chin or top lip
     
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    lol!!!

    I am trying to Bond with her to CALM her down...":wink:
     
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    I think she is a lost cause, - you would have had to start about 20 year ago with her!

    But try if you think you can
     
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    I laughed so hard when i read this post. First of all my husband wouldnt just hover over my head and blow a load in my hair. I think if he did happen to go that far- he'd probably wake me up dabbing a washcloth on my head trying to carefully get it out so maybe i wont notice as much. None the less, it might have been an accident. Go wash it out and tell him if he secretly wants to shoot the cum for your head to ask you and you might be more likely to enjoy the experience if you dont have to wake up with cement-hard dried semen on your locks.

    My husband doesnt masturbate while i sleep since i stay up much later than he does. But if he did i'd be honored he was thinking of me while he was doing it.
     
  16. earllogjam

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    Perhaps you can shave your head to prevent it from happening again.
     
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    Ah - logic. :smile:
     
  18. earllogjam

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    Or.... she can always cut off his balls.
     
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    your boyfriend is the shit
     
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    Doesn't semen cum from the prostate? :rolleyes:
     
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