Senator Craig I Am

[muscleboy9]

Senator Craig I Am

I am not gay with a coked up page
I am not gay with the underaged
I am not gay when I tap your foot
I am not gay keep your big mouth shut
I am not gay in a bathroom stall
I am not gay, not gay at all

I am not gay with a wide, wide stance
I am not gay in my senator pants
I am not gay with a cat in a hat
Here's my card--what do you think of that?
I am not gay in a bathroom stall
I am not gay, not gay at all

I am not gay in an Idaho paper
I am not gay please hide my caper
I am not gay in my childless marriage
I am not gay in a baby carriage
I am not gay in a bathroom stall
I am not gay, not gay at all

I am not gay with an undercover dick
I am not gay--no, not a lick
I saw some paper on the floor
I picked it up--no, nothing more
I am not gay in a bathroom stall
I am not gay, not gay at all

Let me be clear, I am not vague
I dearly love my Mrs. Craig
I am not a sad old perv
My only desire is to serve
I am not gay in a bathroom stall
I am not gay, not gay at all

 

[Osiris]

:laugh:

DAMNIT!! Someone beat me to the whole story. THis is funny stuff man. Thanks!!

 

[hot-rod]

Somebody needs to send this poem to the White House.....very very clever!

 

[fortiesfun]

Turned out to be all too real...

 

[SpeedoGuy]

Don't be fooled. The smear campaign against Sen. Craig is all a contrivance of the liberal media.

 

[sinsinasty]

I think larry craig is probably bisexual or something but it doesnt really matter if hes the type who solicits prostitutes...thats wrong.
too bad the case against him is weak. I'm sorry but toilet paper and feet under the stall that is not juicy at all, and its not going to put him in jail.