1. windtalkerways

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    A frightened man dialed 911 to report
    an assault.

    "I was coming in the back door," said
    the man to the dispatcher, "when I
    was struck on the forehead. Luckily,
    I was able to get into the house and
    lock the door. Please send help right
    away!"

    After advising him to stay calm, the

    dispatcher sent an officer to investigate.
    About a half hour later, the rookie returns
    to the station and is sporting a large
    bump on his head.

    "What happened to you?," asked the chief.

    "Did you find the perp?"

    "Yes I did, and it was easy, chief,"

    replied the rookie, rubbing his sore head ...
    "I stepped on the frickin' rake, too."
     
  2. jeff black

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    Oh man, a rake... boy would my face be red:biggrin1: It's Slapstick at its Finest windy!!
     
  3. D_alex8

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    *throws a custard pie in Jeff's face* :rolleyes:
     
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    Why you......
    *squeezes alex's nose, and bops windy on the head:biggrin1:
     
  5. windtalkerways

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    *Gives Jeff a wedgie!*:tongue:
     
  6. B_Hickboy

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    woopwoopwoopwoopwoop!
    Oh, a wise guy, eh?
     
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    hee hee 3stooges.gif
     
  8. MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK

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    Nyuck,nyuck,nyuck.
     
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