sending a guy your orgasm stained underwear.

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When they're nice and fresh just off the girl, it's yummy. When it's a couple days old and you can see the white demarkations of where it dried off... then yuurrrrrggggg... No tanks. Scented with perfume would be nice, right in the naughty part. Or send me a sexy pair and tell me to get my inspiration going, something like that is damn sexy.
 

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on e-banned i've even seen used bandaids for sale. you can't make this stuff up!!
It's taken ages, but I've finally found a pair of stinky running shoes I threw out. I think $150 is about right.

I've also started collecting used tissues. There must be a market for them, no?

I might PM Rob_E and ask if we can start a "previously loved 'for sale'" forum. A percentage of sales going towards the Pension Fund for Big Peens. I'm all about support.
 
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I don't know....the tank/panty combo...slipped on after a bath while your skin is moist and smells of soap and maybe a light spritz of body mist. Maybe a pic of you wearing said combo and then mail them to him in the morning with a note telling him how the fabric smells of your soap and your skin and how the tee clung to your damp skin the way you wished his hands were clinging to you.
 

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I don't know....the tank/panty combo...slipped on after a bath while your skin is moist and smells of soap and maybe a light spritz of body mist. Maybe a pic of you wearing said combo and then mail them to him in the morning with a note telling him how the fabric smells of your soap and your skin and how the tee clung to your damp skin the way you wished his hands were clinging to you.

*Sproing* holy boner batman. That is seriously sexy!
 

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I sent a long distance bf a pair of my cum stained knickers through the post. He loved it and wanked and jizzed into them and posted them back thinking it would be sexy. WRONG.. urggh, it smelled so bad. A packet containing two day old spunk..bleugh.
 

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I sent a long distance bf a pair of my cum stained knickers through the post. He loved it and wanked and jizzed into them and posted them back thinking it would be sexy. WRONG.. urggh, it smelled so bad. A packet containing two day old spunk..bleugh.

It's the thought that counts! Bless him.
 

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pics of her getting off wearing just his shirt?
I love this idea. Then send the shirt with your scent on it.

I tried to imagine this the other way around. If he sent pics of him getting off while stretching one of my blouses and breaking the seams, then I would be pissed off, rather than turned on. Especially if it was expensive.

I sent a long distance bf a pair of my cum stained knickers through the post. He loved it and wanked and jizzed into them and posted them back thinking it would be sexy. WRONG.. urggh, it smelled so bad. A packet containing two day old spunk..bleugh.

:eek: Exactly. I wouldn't have been impressed either. Pics or vids of jizz splats are hot, physical crusty stains are not.
 

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I've been trying to work out the logistics of this too - I've offered to send some to a friend in the USA who's down on his luck. I wasn't keen on the crusty aspect, but I'm thinking a bit of skin scent, a touch of perfume... And of course, a photo or two of me wearing them.
 

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I'm kinda surprised at the amount of guys that wouldn't want dried woman cum on knickers. Sure wet is better but even dry, omg, it smells so divine (Hmm don't think I've ever used divine to describe anything before =/ )

So yea, Me I'd love them, but on the safe side, I guess no crusty knickers.

Also I'd prefer any clothing I got from my girl without perfume, just her natural body scent, but I like crusty knickers so what to I know ;)
 

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Just for the record, my knickers were not crusty :tongue:

Hmmmm maybe there is a difference in definitions here. For me cum stained=crusty.

If there is literally a CRUST that can flake off or cause the knickers to loose their flexibility then maybe that is going a little far...

But yea a little white dried girl cum stain.... yum =D (But I'd still say that was crusty ;) )