Serious challenge to the Gay guys

[Lordpendragon]

OK - what is it with this "straight" label?

Anyone who knows me, can probably attest to the fact that I am about as "straight" as a circle - I am sexually hetero, yes an unashamed pussy slut - so why does that make me straight?

I would like a new label please. I will make a donation to your favourite charity for the best and funniest, so long as it's not a fun-dies church or the KKK and their like.

Thank you.

 

[Gillette]

Pearl Diver

 

[agentblueuk]

not wanting to have a boyfriend makes you str8

 

[B_Stronzo]

OK - what is it with this "straight" label?

Anyone who knows me, can probably attest to the fact that I am about as "straight" as a circle - I am sexually hetero, yes an unashamed pussy slut - so why does that make me straight?

I would like a new label please. I will make a donation to your favourite charity for the best and funniest, so long as it's not a fun-dies church or the KKK and their like.

Thank you.

I guess LPD I don't see you as "straight" since you don't emote as that term generally dictates in my experience.

I think being 'straight' (as you indicate) has a pretty foul connotation. I see the need for a new sexual orientation adjective. That one sucks. Just think of the word "straight" ... its implies no variations and a direct route without taking the occasional side trip.

Kinda boring no? :redface:

Let me think a bit about it. I have to go scout out a job... be back with my thoughts.

 

[Gillette]

He knows why he's hetero, he just wants alternate names for being str8.

How about 'Womb Raider"?

 

[OBsessed]

My friend calls us 'straight' people hets, and I've taken a liking to that word. :biggrin1:

 

[Lordpendragon]

He knows why he's hetero, he just wants alternate names for being str8.

How about 'Womb Raider"?

Guilty as charged :smile:

Of course I don't mean to exclude anyone who isn't gay.

 

[HLNYCXXX]

not wanting to have a boyfriend makes you str8

I know plenty of gay men who have absolutely no interest in having a boyfriend, but I'm pretty sure that doesn't make them straight.

 

[D_Sheffield Thongbynder]

You're a stray. (groans)

 

[Lordpendragon]

You're a stray. (groans)

Brilliant - and very close to the truth. However most cities have policies about strays which does worry me rather.

 

[D_Sheffield Thongbynder]

Brilliant - and very close to the truth. However most cities have policies about strays which does worry me rather.

You are a lord, an aristocrat who is above the law. Stray to your heart's content.

 

[Gillette]

However most cities have policies about strays which does worry me rather.

As well it might, you could modify that to being "astray" for heterosexuals which would make homosexuals by contrast "oriented". However, this leaves bisexuals without a label. Map Hounds? Circumnavigators? Globe Trotters?

Not sure there is any point in a distinction.
All men follow where their compass points them!

 

[GoneA]

parallel?

 

[invisibleman]

Why not the term "straight"? Would like to be called "gay" instead? "Man Formally Known As Womb Raider" or a symbol like this: [ ({l}) <===8]?

Uncertain about the challenge. Hehehe. :smile:

 

[agentblueuk]

I know plenty of gay men who have absolutely no interest in having a boyfriend, but I'm pretty sure that doesn't make them straight.

ok i mean boyfriend in the sence of wanting a relationship rather than just knowing that a blowjob from a guy feels as good if not better than from a girl

 

[Ethyl]

What's wrong with "pussy hound" unless you're worried about how it sounds in conversation? "Vagina vagabond"? "Muff Maverick"? What about something simple like "lover of women"?

 

[Lordpendragon]

Perhaps this is gay -- and this is str8 -)00

Paralell is worriying me deeply = )

 

[Gillette]

I think being 'straight' (as you indicate) has a pretty foul connotation. I see the need for a new sexual orientation adjective. That one sucks. Just think of the word "straight" ... its implies no variations and a direct route without taking the occasional side trip.

Valid point. The term straight implies that to be otherwise is a deviation.

Regardless of my previous suggestions I've always found "Het", "Hom" and "Bi" to be simple, nonjudgemental terms. Denotative rather than connotative.

 

[GoneA]

Paralell is worriying me deeply = )

LOL ... okay: vagina doer?

 

[Lordpendragon]

Valid point. The term straight implies that to be otherwise is a deviation.

Regardless of my previous suggestions I've always found "Het", "Hom" and "Bi" to be simple, nonjudgemental terms. Denotative rather than connotative.

HET - Heavy Equipment Transporter - guilty as charged - apologies apologies.