Serious challenge to the Gay guys

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  1. Lordpendragon

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    OK - what is it with this "straight" label?

    Anyone who knows me, can probably attest to the fact that I am about as "straight" as a circle - I am sexually hetero, yes an unashamed pussy slut - so why does that make me straight?

    I would like a new label please. I will make a donation to your favourite charity for the best and funniest, so long as it's not a fun-dies church or the KKK and their like.

    Thank you.
     
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    not wanting to have a boyfriend makes you str8
     
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    I guess LPD I don't see you as "straight" since you don't emote as that term generally dictates in my experience.

    I think being 'straight' (as you indicate) has a pretty foul connotation. I see the need for a new sexual orientation adjective. That one sucks. Just think of the word "straight" ... its implies no variations and a direct route without taking the occasional side trip.

    Kinda boring no? :redface:

    Let me think a bit about it. I have to go scout out a job... be back with my thoughts.
     
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    He knows why he's hetero, he just wants alternate names for being str8.

    How about 'Womb Raider"?
     
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    My friend calls us 'straight' people hets, and I've taken a liking to that word. :biggrin1:
     
  7. Lordpendragon

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    Guilty as charged :smile:

    Of course I don't mean to exclude anyone who isn't gay.
     
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    I know plenty of gay men who have absolutely no interest in having a boyfriend, but I'm pretty sure that doesn't make them straight.
     
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    You're a stray. (groans)
     
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    Brilliant - and very close to the truth. However most cities have policies about strays which does worry me rather.
     
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    You are a lord, an aristocrat who is above the law. Stray to your heart's content.
     
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    As well it might, you could modify that to being "astray" for heterosexuals which would make homosexuals by contrast "oriented". However, this leaves bisexuals without a label. Map Hounds? Circumnavigators? Globe Trotters?

    Not sure there is any point in a distinction.
    All men follow where their compass points them!
     
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    parallel?
     
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    Why not the term "straight"? Would like to be called "gay" instead? "Man Formally Known As Womb Raider" or a symbol like this: [ ({l}) <===8]?

    Uncertain about the challenge. Hehehe. :smile:
     
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    ok i mean boyfriend in the sence of wanting a relationship rather than just knowing that a blowjob from a guy feels as good if not better than from a girl
     
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    What's wrong with "pussy hound" unless you're worried about how it sounds in conversation? "Vagina vagabond"? "Muff Maverick"? What about something simple like "lover of women"?
     
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    Perhaps this is gay :)-:)- and this is str8 :)-)00

    Paralell is worriying me deeply = )
     
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    Valid point. The term straight implies that to be otherwise is a deviation.

    Regardless of my previous suggestions I've always found "Het", "Hom" and "Bi" to be simple, nonjudgemental terms. Denotative rather than connotative.
     
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    LOL ... okay: vagina doer?
     
  20. Lordpendragon

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    HET - Heavy Equipment Transporter - guilty as charged - apologies apologies.
     
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