Serious challenge to the Gay guys

[Lordpendragon]

vagabond?

Isn't that a term for a married man?

 

[Gillette]

HET - Heavy Equipment Transporter - guilty as charged - apologies apologies.

BI - unBiased Impaler?
Biasless Impaler?

Not my best, I'll try to do better.

 

[ajay38]

My mother always called those who are bisexual "ambidextrous" I always thought that was cute but it doesn't address the Straight conundrum. Breeder is a misnomer simply because not everyone has offspring. Breeder also tends to have it's negative connotations in the gay community. The search goes on!

As well it might, you could modify that to being "astray" for heterosexuals which would make homosexuals by contrast "oriented". However, this leaves bisexuals without a label. Map Hounds? Circumnavigators? Globe Trotters?

Not sure there is any point in a distinction.
All men follow where their compass points them!

 

[GoneA]

"Vagina vagabond"?

Or, Vaginabond?

 

[jeff black]

Or, Vaginabond?

OR, He who fucks The vagina of a woman as apposed to the asshole of a man?
Now, we have no more straight men.:tongue:

 

[dcwrestlefan]

Or, Vaginabond?

this sounds like a brand name for a new birth control method. "lip glue".

ronco better not hear about this. it'll be on shelves within a week.

 

[dcwrestlefan]

my vote...

gay = homosexual
bi = bisexual
ungaybi = heteorosexual

:biggrin1:

 

[GoneA]

this sounds like a brand name for a new birth control method. "lip glue".

ronco better not hear about this. it'll be on shelves within a week.

LOL ...

... or better you, "womb seal".

OR, He who fucks The vagina of a woman as apposed to the asshole of a man?
Now, we have no more straight men.:tongue:

Well, it gets the point across. :tongue:

 

[jeff black]

Well, it gets the point across. :tongue:

I like DC's choice.... mine is too long.

 

[Lordpendragon]

You're a fucking asshole and I'm a fucking cunt.

Still, we're all fucked up fuckers Some fucking fucker's fucked the fucking fuck.

I was going to say I'm a fucking pussy, but that sounded a bit wimpy.

 

[B_Stronzo]

What's wrong with "pussy hound" unless you're worried about how it sounds in conversation? "Vagina vagabond"? "Muff Maverick"? What about something simple like "lover of women"?

......... good answers - especially "muff maverick". Has all the same qualities around it as "ass pirate".

 

[D_Sheffield Thongbynder]

Or, Vaginabond?

The name's Bond...Vagina Bond

 

[Nomad]

As well it might, you could modify that to being "astray" for heterosexuals which would make homosexuals by contrast "oriented". However, this leaves bisexuals without a label. Map Hounds? Circumnavigators? Globe Trotters?

Not sure there is any point in a distinction.
All men follow where their compass points them!

Haha, I love "Circumnavigators"!

"Where their compass points them"? [Insert Beavis & Butthead chortle here]

 

[Lordpendragon]

......... good answers - especially "muff maverick". Has all the same qualities around it as "ass pirate".

Muffman perhaps?

In the UK it's ass bandit BTW :wink:

 

[B_Stronzo]

Muffman perhaps?

In the UK it's ass bandit BTW :wink:

Interesting.
"Oh do you know the Muffman, the Muffman, the Muffman..."??

I wonder. Drury Lane will be up in arms.

I love a good variation on the theme.

 

[SteveHd]

Some of the suggested names are P.I. Should we limit the suggestions to names that are politically correct? Something that can be used around kiddies. Or is the term just for this board?

 

[GoneA]

The name's Bond...Vagina Bond

... and as opposed to "shaken; not stirred" we'll say "safe; not bareback".

 

[D_Elijah_MorganWood]

Labe Chaser

 

[tygrrr]

how's about: regular (= straight) vs. premium (= gay)?

 

[GoneA]

how's about: regular (= straight) vs. premium (= gay)?

I'm really, really gonna like you.