Setting a woman up with a small guy you so that you seem relatively big?

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  1. basincreek

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    The other day I was talking to a friend and we came onto the subject of dick size, political correctness around it and stuff. Then he came up with this idea that just seemed not right to me: to set up a woman with a guy smaller than you so that you would then seem relatively large.

    Okay, first off orchestrating this "hook up" sounds like it would be more trouble than it would be worth in the first place. How do you ensure she hooks up with just this guy that you want her to have sex with?

    Then there is the fact that this plan is contingent on her having sex with the small guy, hating it because he's small then running to you. How do you know you won't just hook her up with this guy and then she stays hooked to the guy? Or hooks up with him and hates it so much that she then holds it against you?


    Can anyone think of other reasons this is just a terrible idea? Or perhaps how it might somehow work?
     
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    Are you being serious basincreek, or just fishing for comments about how dick size doesn't matter?
     
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    We're we being serious when we talked about this? No. It was just something we bullshitted about.

    It seemed like a particularly crazy/bad idea so I thought I'd share it with you all.
     
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    It's times like this I wish MB was around :(
     
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    Sorry BC, but your friend sounds like a nutter.
     
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    For once, I am at a complete loss for words...
     
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    Basin creek, the biggest problem with your "plan" is that women are not mindless fuckholes.
     
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    Should we expect more from a mindless arsehole?
     
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    I saw the thread title on the main forum page and simply assumed that crackerjack chap had had his ban rescinded.
     
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    LOL Even I have to say that this "plan" is ridiculous.
     
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    seems like an incredible waste of time. how do you end up in conversations like this?
     
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    First off this is not my plan.

    Second off. I agree with you. Which is precisely why I thought it was dumb and thought you guys would get a laugh out of an idea born out of such simplistic misogynism.


    For God's sake people realize that I laughed this "idea" down when I heard it.
     
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    I agree my friend is a bit dense and clueless.

    He had a few drinks in him and I let him know that I'm a member here.
     
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    :Thinkingof_: :lame: :261: :confused13:
     
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    :laugh2: This sound like a scene from those ROAD TRIP movies
     
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    Your friend has a very low opinion of the average female IQ and is also manipulative. I wish I had better things to do with my time than envision the scene where such a conversation would be at all plausible. You need better brains around you, bc.
     
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    To be fair he was drunk and is going through a bad break up. People can be way less than rational under such circumstances.


    This was the first time I ever heard such woman hating come from him.
     
  20. rob_just_rob

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    Is this anything like my plan to befriend women who turn me down, and then set them up with abusive men to make myself look better? :confused:
     
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