The other day I was talking to a friend and we came onto the subject of dick size, political correctness around it and stuff. Then he came up with this idea that just seemed not right to me: to set up a woman with a guy smaller than you so that you would then seem relatively large. Okay, first off orchestrating this "hook up" sounds like it would be more trouble than it would be worth in the first place. How do you ensure she hooks up with just this guy that you want her to have sex with? Then there is the fact that this plan is contingent on her having sex with the small guy, hating it because he's small then running to you. How do you know you won't just hook her up with this guy and then she stays hooked to the guy? Or hooks up with him and hates it so much that she then holds it against you? Can anyone think of other reasons this is just a terrible idea? Or perhaps how it might somehow work?