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Discussion in 'Et Cetera, Et Cetera' started by Quite Irate, Jan 14, 2008.
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Mine? Mustached blowjobs.
known as a Spiderman on Urban Dictionary
Massaging someone's prostate and inducing involuntary flatulence.
I used to create the same effect when I would blow in my girl's vagina. Then I found out this was not good practice and dangerous for her health and then I became gay...in that order:biggrin1:
Abe Lincoln : shave your pubic hair. Keep it close at hand while you are getting a blowjob. Cum on her face and blow the pubic hair on that sticky jism.
Voila, an Abe Lincoln.
I know it's wrong, I know.
Playing 8 Ball using my semi-hard tool as a cue stick.
pretty much everything in here:
Rolodex of Love
i'll never eat a chili dog again
LMAO, so wrong but so funny.:laugh2:
Hearing the words "Donkey Punch" always makes me giggle.
"The Donkey Punch is when your engaged in anal sex and when your about to ejaculate you punch the poor little lady in the back of the head so her anal cavity tightens making the orgasm that much better."
Sex should be fun and a horny laugh
When bald guys rub their head on my perineum. Love that.
Richard Pryor had a bit about vaginal flatulence during lovemaking. I remember his line "And then she starts making this noise like farting, and she tells you "Look, Daddy, she talking to you."
What about the most annoying song in recent history..Crank dat soulja boy. Superman that hoe:
"Superman is when a guy cums on a girl's back and puts a sheet on her back. When she wakes in the morning and the sheet is stuck to her back like a cape, you have officially supermanned that hoe."
Any involving this thing.
Not that I would know... but should anyone ever pull that out of a drawer I think I'd fall of the bed in laughter.
My ex would suck my toes. I hated it, then he'd moan and grab his nipples.
Then a totally different guy , would make this obvious porn faces and grab his nipples.
I'm not sure what made me want to laugh/cry more. The fact that two totally different x-bf's were crazy about thier nipples or that mine were lacking attention? this must be why we didn't workout.
A few years ago, some guy posted pics (not at this site) of himself and a blowup doll. Gawd, I knew they sold those things, but had never heard of anyone admitting that they had one, much less use one, take pictures and post them on the internet.
I'm going to have to agree with you on that one.....wrong...but oh so funny!!!! :biglaugh:
The Buttmachine thing always makes me laugh. :biggrin1: