Sex Acts That Make You Laugh

[B_InDepth]

gay sex

 

[e_a_s_t]

gay sex

lol...wrong, but funny

 

[_avg_]

ball-licking.

can't tolerate it

 

[D_Kay_Sarah_Sarah]

Hearing the words "Donkey Punch" always makes me giggle.

"The Donkey Punch is when your engaged in anal sex and when your about to ejaculate you punch the poor little lady in the back of the head so her anal cavity tightens making the orgasm that much better."

I had one guy threaten that he was going to Donkey punch me but after my insistence that if he did he'd never get anal again he decided not to
1 point to ME :biggrin1: 0 to him

 

[Willy_the_Wonka]

Poo-centric stuff...... Two.Girls.One.Cup, Tubgirl, Cleveland Steamers and the Dirty Sanchez.

mfg:

 

[Mule]

I had a girlfriend who used to delight in slapping my cock against my belly, trying to get the loudest slap possible. She would have gigglefits over it. I asked her why she loved doing that so much and she said that she couldn't really do that with the smaller guys she had been with before, so it had great novelty value.

 

[SpeedoGuy]

"Superman is when a guy cums on a girl's back and puts a sheet on her back. When she wakes in the morning and the sheet is stuck to her back like a cape, you have officially supermanned that hoe."

LOL! That is even worse than the infamous Dutch Oven.

 

[crescendo69]

That is sexual?

 

[e_a_s_t]

ball-licking.

can't tolerate it

why not?
I like to have my balls licked. Thought most guys did.

 

[No_Strings]

Any sexual urban myth.

 

[Principessa]

I had a girlfriend who used to delight in slapping my cock against my belly, trying to get the loudest slap possible. She would have gigglefits over it. I asked her why she loved doing that so much and she said that she couldn't really do that with the smaller guys she had been with before, so it had great novelty value.

That does sound fun, I'll be right over. :smile::wink:

 

[Mule]

That does sound fun, I'll be right over. :smile::wink:

Bring it and get slaphappy.

 

[Principessa]

Bring it and get slaphappy.

:flirt: :kiss: :wink:​

 

[The Dragon]

The guy falling off the bed during sex.
which is the main reson I like to tie them down (promise)
Funny how it's never happened to the cowboys I've bedded,
I guess cowboys will stay on longer unless someone blows a hooter after 8 seconds and then they jump off, give a rebel yell and throw their hats in the air.